The massive diva Babs Streiand has firmly denied she has ever been near a sharp scalpel, let alone laid down legs akimbo on a surgeons table.
President Bush has furiously denied that a monkey features in his family tree: 'This is crap - my great, great grand daddy was NOT a chimp! We had doves in our family tree!'...
Buckingham Palace has denied rumours that the Queen is pregnant by issuing the following official statement directly from the Queen yourself:...
In the latest sensational twist in the Royal Orgy story, an anonymous royal spokesperson has said that there was no 'inflagrante dilecto' and that this was 'de facto scripto rex!' and also 'evidence of nothing happening at all rea...
Heather Mills has been involved in an accident with a posse of paparazzi and fell foul of the law for beating up three old women.
Heather Mills broke down and wept during a Women's Institute interview while being questioned about a press story that claimed she had spent several years dressed as a nun.
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