Donald Trump announced today that Gary Busey, the actor would be his running mate for a 2012 match against the incumbent Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
Here is what Trump had to say:
"Today after careful and thoughtful consideration I have dec...
In a stunning development, vote tabulators in Dane and Milwaukee Counties found 10,741 more untallied votes for Wisconsin Democratic candidate JoAnne Kloppenburg and 2,212 more untallied votes for Republican candidate and incumbent David Prosser.
In yet another dramatic turn of events the Republican politicians serving in Congress, including Joe Wilson and those in the Senate, along with Mark Sanford, the governor have, harkened to the days leading up to the American Civil War, drawn up paper...
Boldly carrying on as Senate Majority Leader after a narrow election, Senator Mitch McConnell today said "It is time for the Senate to continue our politics as usual. We are then going to follow our fellow Republican brothers and sisters in the Hous...
Joel and Ethan Coen, the film makers announced today that they will sequel their block buster hit "No Country for Old Men" and point the film in the direction of their customary dark humor with a twist.
According to the brothers they will star V...
Today Congressman Michelle Bachman, Republican from the Sixth District in Minnesota said that during her appearance on "Hardball" her comments were taken out of context, and that "Political pundits from the Socialist Right who used my exact quotes un...
Today is a press release (of sorts) Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin made accusations that in the late 1960's and early 70's Barack Obama met with the three dictators in a secret conference that was held in the board room of the New Y...
Officials announced today that for the first time in music history the burgeoning genre of country rap music would be awarded at the Grammy Award Ceremony.
Officials with Ringling Brothers & Barnum and Bailey, the world famous Circus has announced plans to hire Britney Spears. A spokesperson for the famous consortium of clowns, high flying trapeze artists, and animals from Alligators to Zebras proclaim...
Harley Henry Hardon, of South Bluff City, Iowa, has reneged on his pledge to donate his Foreskin to a Museum that exclusively displays foreskins from different countries. Hardon, who was circumcised at age 52, because, "The dang thang just quit...
In what Tom Hanks described as "A miracle", the sea faring Wilson, who was tragically dislodged from his raft in the movie "Castaway," and given up for dead, has washed ashore near Naples, Florida. After nearly seven years his jo...
It was revealed today by management with TheSpoof.com that a writer from "Merica" has shamefully been using key words that attract more hits for his/her stories.
Despite multiple efforts to accede to the Republican Party's frantic cries to various experts within the medical field, all attempts to enlarge or enhance the President's brain have now failed. It was determined that the President's pea...
In a remake of the thrilling Rutger Hauer movie "Wedlock Deadlock", Morgan Spurlock will actually take the futuristic movie and move it back in time to 1962. The movie will be called "Rupert the Stupert" after the Red Skelton com...
In a most inflammatory manner Mitt Romney pointed the finger at fellow Republican candidate Mike Huckabee for playing the controversial anti religious and pro drug counterculture song of the 1968 song In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.
Republican candidate Mike Huckabee, at a campaign stop in Columbia, Missouri again denied having any sort of relationship with any Ghost. He said "I adamantly deny that I have ever had anything to do with any woman or any man in any type of par...
Though Amy Winehouse suggests to reporters that she looks "More normal" now than she did a few years ago, many were not surprised at the revelation that she will appear on "Intervention." Amy's only two remaining friends may...
Largely Johnson Jr., curator, caretaker, and founder of the World Dog Museum in Muscle Shoals, Alabama, announced that Trouble, who is a frequent visitor to the museum since becoming the world's wealthiest dog, was gifting the museum $250,000 to...