Tory leader David Cameron shocked viewers at the Conservative Constitution this morning after unveiling their new plans for student loans.
Internet giant Google has today bought the country of Australia for $6.3m, at least $10m more than what it is actually worth.
The Devil has today announced that his famous UK branch of Hell, Burning Brits, will be closing down in July 2008 after His Evilness went bankrupt.
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has been declared 'unclean' and a 'dirty skank' by a magistrate after Prince Charles' diary was discovered.
Queen Elizabeth II was today dropped into the infamous capital of Iraq with a crack team of army soldiers. The decision came after the Queen asked to go and 'help her boys in that hell-hole'.
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