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Station Manager: "I Had no Idea Imus was a Racist Wop"

Funny story: Station Manager: "I Had no Idea Imus was a Racist Wop"

NEW YORK, NY - David White, station manager of WABC New York, is claiming ignorance as a defense after finding himself at the center of the latest debacle involving shock-jock Don Imus.

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iPhone or iPorn?

Funny story: iPhone or iPorn?

CUPERTINO, CA - The iPhone 2.0. The new crown-jewel of Apple Inc. promises to be much improved over its wildly popular original incarnation. And while its speed, and sleek design may be causing nerds and tech-dorks to sport, its the new iP...

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Seagal Requesting his Name be Removed From List of Banned Deadly Weapons

Funny story: Seagal Requesting his Name be Removed From List of Banned Deadly Weapons

NEW YORK, NY - Steven Seagal met with a number of foreign diplomats at the United Nations headquarters Monday, requesting the removal of his name from a list of controversial weapons facing a ban by international treaty.

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U.S. Won't Confirm Alleged Cyber Porn Theft

Funny story: U.S. Won't Confirm Alleged Cyber Porn Theft

WASHINGTON, DC - The US Department of Commerce has refused to comment on a report stating that Chinese officials may have secretly copied the contents of a government laptop reported to have contained some highly sensitive, top-secret pornography.

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American Illiteracy Highest in Five Decade Report Find

Funny story: American Illiteracy Highest in Five Decade Report Find

WASHINGTon, DC - According to an alarming report issued by the U.s. Department of Education Wenesday, allmost 25 percent of all Americans adults is illiterate, a five dekade high,...

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Gay Country Singer Causing Rednecks, Hicks to Question Their Sexuality

Funny story: Gay Country Singer Causing Rednecks, Hicks to Question Their Sexuality

NAHSVILLE, TN - At first glance Julian looks like your typical country music star. He's got the cowboy hat pulled low, the sleeves of his Western shirt rolled to his elbows, and his boots brightly polished. On further inspection, however, one n...

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McCain Promises to Win the War in Iraq by 2013, Cure Cancer by 2018

Funny story: McCain Promises to Win the War in Iraq by 2013, Cure Cancer by 2018

COLUMBUS, OH - John McCain predicts that by 2013, the Iraq war will be won, the American economy will once again be booming, and he, John McCain, will have personally captured Osama bin Laden and strangled that "Taliban rat-bastard" to deat...

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Knee Problems Could Keep Mugabe out of Election Runoff

Funny story: Knee Problems Could Keep Mugabe out of Election Runoff

THE DISASSOCIATED PRESS - Zimbabwe remains in a state of democratic limbo, as the runoff which was supposed to end a more than month long impasse in the general elections may be canceled.

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China Slams US on Human Rights

Funny story: China Slams US on Human Rights

BEIJING, CHINA - China has come down hard on the US, claiming that the superpower continues to commit brutal global human rights violations, all while the international community stands idly by.

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Bush on Mugabe: "Now That's What I Call a Dictator!"

Funny story: Bush on Mugabe: "Now That's What I Call a Dictator!"

WASHINGTON, DC - In a candid interview with ABC's Barbra Walters, George W. Bush heaped praise upon Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe, hailing him as the true definition of a tyrant.

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Parents Discard Unwanted Babies by Throwing Them From a Tower

Funny story: Parents Discard Unwanted Babies by Throwing Them From a Tower

SOLAPUR, INDIA - Parenting can be tough. From constantly changing rotten diapers, to waking in the middle of the night for feeding, to having to shake the damn thing until it stops screaming and finally shuts up, parenting can be an all-out struggle...

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Babies Thrown From Temple Roof by Villagers

Funny story: Babies Thrown From Temple Roof by Villagers

SOLAPUR, INDIA - In what may seem a terrifying ritual to some, on the first of May in Solapur, India, screaming infants are dropped from the tower of a temple.

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Miley Cyrus Travelling to Iraq to Entertain Troops and Hopefully be Blown to Simthereens

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Travelling to Iraq to Entertain Troops and Hopefully be Blown to Simthereens

LOS ANGELES, CA - First it was Hannah Montana on your TV at seven every damn night. Then it was the Hannah Montana album playing incessantly on your car stereo. Then it was the Miley Cyrus cosmetics and the Hannah Montana...

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US Fairly Confident That Al Qaeda Leader was in That Library They Bombed

Funny story: US Fairly Confident That Al Qaeda Leader was in That Library They Bombed

MOGADISHU, SOMALIA - The US military is claiming to have killed Aden Ayro, the leader of Somalia's deadliest terrorist cell, in an overnight airstrike - or at least they're pretty sure he was somewhere was in that library they bombed.

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David Blaine Sets Levitation Record by Lifting Oprah

Funny story: David Blaine Sets Levitation Record by Lifting Oprah

CHICAGO, IL - The crowd was hushed. David Blaine's face was the picture of pure concentration. Oprah sat patiently in her signature interviewer's chair. Then suddenly, with a gasp from the crowd and a squeal from Oprah, the chair began to...

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China set to Execute its Executioners

Funny story: China set to Execute its Executioners

GUANGZHOU, CHINA - In an effort to bolster its abysmal human rights record and clean up its image, China is set to put more than 200 of its executioners to death.

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"That Austrian Freak is Ruining the Reputation of our Dungeons"

Funny story: "That Austrian Freak is Ruining the Reputation of our Dungeons"

NEW YORK, NY - Nerds and S & M enthusiasts gathered in New York to collectively protest the monstrous actions of a depraved Austrian man, and at the same time hopefully salvage the once good reputation of their beloved dungeons.

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Denim Shortage Hitting Canadian Tuxedo Industry Hard

Funny story: Denim Shortage Hitting Canadian Tuxedo Industry Hard

MONTREAL, PQ - A severe drought which limited cotton production in the southern United States last fall is having a dramatic effect on the Canadian tuxedo industry.

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