The lady, black man, and pretty boy, along with what other trash might still remain in the Democrat lineup, will be in Nevada today for the caucus there.
In a stunning rebuke to conventional penis thinking, The American House Of Medicine has issued a report on men's urinating.
Despite a new offer of cut up hot dogs in tomato soup for lunch, the writer's guild decided Friday to continue their strike.
Due to the writer's strike and the lack of active bowel movements in Burbank, NBC has decided to close down the last pay toilet at the studio.
Entertainment writers who struck Hollywood on Monday, now have another foe besides the producers and extreme poverty to contend with.
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