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Crash Pilot Was 'On the loo'

Funny story: Crash Pilot Was 'On the loo'

A British Airways jet that crash landed at Heathrow was being controlled by a small child, 6 year old Jimmy Feckless, it has been revealed.

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Guantanamo Bay: You Either Love It Or You Hate It

Funny story: Guantanamo Bay: You Either Love It Or You Hate It

Three British residents held by the US at Guantanamo Bay have been released and will arrive back in the UK later. Jamil el-Banna, Omar Deghayes and Abdenour Samuer are on board a chartered aircraft along with a doctor, Metropolitan Police officers, a...

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Nick Clegg: I Proper Loves It

Funny story: Nick Clegg: I Proper Loves It

Nick Clegg has won the race to become leader of the Liberal Democrats. In a 'gloves off' battle that left a nasty taste in ones mouth he finally defeated Chris Huhne.

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Northern Rock: Branson to combine banking and wanking

Funny story: Northern Rock: Branson to combine banking and wanking

Richard Branson has today announced his revolutionary plans for Northern Rock. In an attempt to 'sex up' the banking industry Branson will look to develop a 'Hooters' style approach to retail banking.

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Alistair Darling: Out On A Limb!

Funny story: Alistair Darling: Out On A Limb!

Inept, and slightly camp looking, Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling is tonight said to be 'out on a limb' after a series of embarrassing blunders from his department.

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French Strikes: Moral High Ground or Work-Shy Garlic Munchers?

Funny story: French Strikes: Moral High Ground or Work-Shy Garlic Munchers?

Hundreds of thousands of French civil servants have reinforced the French stereotype of lazy, work-shy onion munchers, and joined striking transport and energy workers as France is crippled by a second week of industrial action. Most of the strikers...

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Office Life: Researchers Link Gag Reflex and Career Progression

Funny story: Office Life: Researchers Link Gag Reflex and Career Progression

Researchers from the Institute of Organisational Psychology have today announced the results of a lengthy study into career progression, and have controversially revealed an indisputable link between career progression and the gag reflex.

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Cameron: Rape Is Bad

Funny story: Cameron: Rape Is Bad

Conservative leader David Cameron is expected to call for the law to be tightened to ensure that more men are convicted of rape in court. In a shock announcement Cameron said it didn't matter if they were guilty, and that sound bites and convicti...

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Queen: Made to Read Insane Speech

Funny story: Queen: Made to Read Insane Speech

The Queen today announced Gordon Brown's insane programme of measures for the new parliament.

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Northern Rock: Desperate Applegarth in Adult Vontose Plea

Funny story: Northern Rock: Desperate Applegarth in Adult Vontose Plea

Beleaguered bank Northern Rock, and its beleaguered boss Adam Applegarth, last night issued a beleaguered statement in one final desperate beleaguered attempt at explaining the crisis that has hit the beleaguered bank. In a strange and frantic move A...

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