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Funny story:  Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Famous Beatle Paul McCartney says it's a relief to get it off his shoulders but that he has admitted that Lennon-McCartney on the records were mostly Lennon and a lot less McCartney. Paul spoke with just a few writers, one from the Rolling Stone w...
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Funny story:  Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi recently purchased a statue from the city of Yuma, Arizona. The statue depicts three lesbianites hugging one another. The city of Yuma was instructed by Governor Jan Brewer to either destroy...
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Funny story:  Lourdes Leon's tufty eyebrows made me kinda nervous admits ex-boyfriend Tim Chamalet

Lourdes Leon's tufty eyebrows made me kinda nervous admits ex-boyfriend Tim Chamalet

New York - Although no longer meeting in the middle of her finely chiseled brow the glossy black arches still rate highly on the annoyance register because of scary tufts that define the seventeen year-old pretty face. Now they're no longer Homel...
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Funny story:  God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

Scientists have discovered that the universe isn't is a big as previously thought. Suspicions started when a NASA satellite crashed into a large reflective surface found out in the Andromeda system. Many believed that a short circuit in the vessel h...
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Funny story:  Wisconsin OKs Voter Fraud Deadly Force

Wisconsin OKs Voter Fraud Deadly Force

A new "Stand Your Election Ground" law authorizes polling place observers in Wisconsin to use deadly force if they feel there is a threat of voter fraud. Republican Governor Scott Walker signed the law today. It allows "well-meaning, heavily-armed...
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Funny story:  Pope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding

Pope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding

Vatican City - Pope Francis, the current head of the Roman Catholic Church, has requested that pudding be added as a selection at the Vatican cafeteria. The Pontiff, in office since 13 March 2013, has a deserved reputation of humility, caring fo...
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Funny story:  "Case of Mondays" Would Be Remedied

"Case of Mondays" Would Be Remedied

The American Association of Psychiatrists and Slackers International are asking Congress to consider removing Monday from the weekly calendar. "When someone says, 'I have a case of the Mondays,' it actually is a psychiatric disorder, like blowing...
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Funny story:  Well-Developed Local Man Loses Disqualified in Three Legged Sack Race

Well-Developed Local Man Loses Disqualified in Three Legged Sack Race

Buster Hardin of New Madrid Tennessee has been disqualified in a local County Fair Three-Legged Sack Race after he runs it by himself. "That's not fair. You call this a County Fair and this is not fair because I won. The rules don't say nothing ab...
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Funny story:  New Squirrel Crust & Moose Meat Pizza Outrages and Intrigues

New Squirrel Crust & Moose Meat Pizza Outrages and Intrigues

Dominik's Pizza has announced that it has launched a new specialty pizza with a squirrel-based crust, a move that has many mouths watering and animal activists frothing. The Rocket J. Squirrel Specialty Pizza is available to customers today at the...
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Funny story:  American Father Slashes Adopted Son's Pocket Money For Taking Neighbour's Garden!

American Father Slashes Adopted Son's Pocket Money For Taking Neighbour's Garden!

An American Father has slashed his adopted son's pocket money until he stops moving their fence further and further into their new next-door neighbour's garden. Last week Zak moved the fence to take back a small worthless section of land that's ow...
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Funny story:  Cliven Bundy Thanks Arizona Governor Jan Brewer For The Wonderful Gift

Cliven Bundy Thanks Arizona Governor Jan Brewer For The Wonderful Gift

BUNKERVILLE, Nevada - Cliven Bundy is a weathered old coot whose family and friends say hardly ever smiles. But the old codger managed to work up a smile after opening up a present that was sent to him by his new best friend Jan Brewer, governor o...
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Funny story:  Man Tries To Reunite Cat With Owner

Man Tries To Reunite Cat With Owner

A Florida man is desperately trying to reunite a cat he found on the busy US1 and SE 17th interchange in Fort Lauderdale with it's owner. Brian Chong, 37, has told friends, family and gathered reporters that he will not be thwarted in his attempts...
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Funny story:  Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Harry Reid has stated that he is fed up with one Cliven Bundy thinking that he is above the law. The House Majority Leader speaking to reporters said that the 67-year-old codger truly believes in his heart and mind that he is ri...
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Funny story:  Vice-President Joe Biden Talks About The Obama Divorce Rumors

Vice-President Joe Biden Talks About The Obama Divorce Rumors

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There is no one who is more devoted to President Obama than his vice-president Joe Biden. As Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine mentioned in a story some months back the two have become "Burger Buddies" taking quick t...
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Funny story:  Vegan Environmentalist's Compelling Message Overshadowed by His Unfortunate Fashion Choice

Vegan Environmentalist's Compelling Message Overshadowed by His Unfortunate Fashion Choice

During a panel discussion on climate change and environmental ethics at Columbia Law School, vegan environmentalist Chuck Perry's compelling message of universal interconnectedness and the devastating effect of animal agriculture on the environment w...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Nashville - Superstar singer/songwriter Taylor Swift, 24, has signed up with an online dating service to find inspiration for new songs for her as-yet unnamed new album, scheduled to be released to coincide with this year's holiday buying season.
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Funny story:  Local Man Finds Spiritual Enlightenment in His Pants

Local Man Finds Spiritual Enlightenment in His Pants

Brenden Hossenhoffer of Wedgewood City in Ohio thinks that he has been brought down to the bottom so that he could experience true enlightenment just as those before him. I've studied the great ones like Gandhi and Thoreau and Thomas Merton trying...
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Funny story:  Three Dead From Super-Erections By Spider Bites

Three Dead From Super-Erections By Spider Bites

It seems that about a dozen men of all ages has been reading about the Brazian Wandering Spider which has powerful venom and one bite can cause the death of a grown adult but not likely. However it can kill children, pets and make others pretty sick.
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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