In an ironic twist, Arkansas rockers 'The Gossip' appear to have taken the phrase 'Secret Gig' a bit too literally, when not a single fan passed through the doors to see them perform at Manchester Academy last night.
Championship season tickets have gone on sale today at Bolton Wanderers, after the appointment of Gary Megson at the Reebok Stadium has increased the prospect of playing lower league football next season dramatically.
It appears Liverpool have fallen foul of a bad batch of Turkey twizzlers with defeat against Besiktas leaving their European dream hanging by a thread.
A great weight lifted from the shoulders of Iranian officials today as the US announced the missile defense system is still on track, despite opposition from Russia.
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