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Funny story: Dick Clark Begins Preparations for New Year's Eve 2013

Dick Clark Begins Preparations for New Year's Eve 2013

Undaunted by his recent death, Dick Clark officially began preparing for this coming December's "Rockin' New Year's Eve" celebration on ABC. Responding to skeptics who questioned his announcement, the corpse replied "Come on! Did you see me the p...
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Funny story: Evolution Disproven; Earth Shown to be Just 27 Years Old

Evolution Disproven; Earth Shown to be Just 27 Years Old

The battle between evolutionism and creationism finally ended last Friday, when Theo Kratt, a graduate student at Oral Roberts University, declared the earth to be just 27 years old.
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Funny story: Male Stars, Taking Cue From Britney, Shed Underwear

Male Stars, Taking Cue From Britney, Shed Underwear

Frustrated by all the attention today's starlets are getting for their panty-free public adventures, an increasing number of male stars has begun making the nightclub rounds sans underwear.
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Funny story: Man Marries TiVo in Controversial Ceremony

Man Marries TiVo in Controversial Ceremony

A Hackensack, NJ man married his TiVo digital recorder today in a small private ceremony. The union, performed by the United Church of Christ (which became the first major Christian denomination to support gay marriage back in 2005), sparked protest...
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Funny story: Lead Pipes from China Recalled; Shown to Contain Lead

Lead Pipes from China Recalled; Shown to Contain Lead

In yet another setback to China's international commerce industry, a huge shipment of lead pipes sent to the U.S. has been shown to contain lead.
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Funny story: Ellen's Ex-Dog to Host New Daytime Talk Show

Ellen's Ex-Dog to Host New Daytime Talk Show

Iggy, the pooch at the center of the Ellen Degeneres Woofergate scandal, has signed a three-year deal to host a new talk show on Fox, tentatively called "Dog Dishin'."...
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Funny story: Acupuncture Proven to Relieve the Suffering of the Dead

Acupuncture Proven to Relieve the Suffering of the Dead

A study at the University of Springfield at Piermont (USAP) has conclusively shown that acupuncture can help the dead every bit as much as it does the living.
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Funny story: Candidates to Square Off in Piousness Debate

Candidates to Square Off in Piousness Debate

Unable to outdo one another in terms of religious devotion in their individual appearances on the campaign trail, the major candidates of both parties will be coming together next month for an unprecedented piousness debate, or God-off.
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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