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Gordon Ramsey Claims the Queens Cooking is Inedible

Funny story: Gordon Ramsey Claims the Queens Cooking is Inedible

Master Chef Gordon Ramsey who is well known throughout the World for his Anglo Saxon Language claims that the Queens Culinary Skills are totally gross. Ramsey and his wife Tana who where recently invited to Buckingham Palace for the Duke of Edinbu...

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Strewth Mate, Shock Horror strikes Australia as the Men in the Outback finally give up Shagging Sheep in favour of Shagging Women

Funny story: Strewth Mate, Shock Horror strikes Australia as the Men in the Outback finally give up Shagging Sheep in favour of Shagging Women

All Australians today where shaken to the core when they woke up to hear the breaking News that the tough guys from the Outback where finally giving up shagging sheep in favour of shagging women. Disgraced ex-Sky TV Reporter Norma Snockers who is...

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Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

Funny story: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

You definitely would not see this at Ascot, Cheltenham or Aintree, forty men running naked at bizarre race meeting.

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Prince William Arrested for Smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine

Funny story: Prince William Arrested for Smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine

Able Seaman Prince William the second-in-line to the Throne has been banged up in Kingston Jail, Barbados after being caught by the Barbarian Navy of smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine.

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Compulsory New Law Empowers that all UK Immigrants must be able to Speak Fluent English with a Brummie Accent

Funny story: Compulsory New Law Empowers that all UK Immigrants must be able to Speak Fluent English with a Brummie Accent

Yesterday Mr Ivor Lingo the British Government Immigration Officer announced that all Immigrants either Legal or Illegal must be able to speak fluent English with a Brummie Accent within six weeks of arrival or be compulsory deported.

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Robert Mugabe Quietly Optimistic of pulling off a Surprise Election Victory

Funny story: Robert Mugabe Quietly Optimistic of pulling off a Surprise Election Victory

Robert Mugabe announced today that he was quietly optimistic of pulling off a Surprise Election Victory in the run-off against his long time rival Morgan Tsvangirai.

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World Sperm Bank in Crisis as Giant Storage Freezer Breaks Down

Funny story: World Sperm Bank in Crisis as Giant Storage Freezer Breaks Down

Yesterday in Geneva a spokesman for the World Sperm Bank Dr Dick Cumalott announced that a Giant Freezer stored at St. Peters Hospital had defrosted in the middle of night meaning that several million gallons of Love Juice had been irreparably damage...

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Monkey Woods to be the New Labour Government Spin Doctor

Funny story: Monkey Woods to be the New Labour Government Spin Doctor

Yesterday Gordon Brown who has just served twelve disastrous months as Prime Minister and Leader of the Labour Party appointed Mr Monkey Woods has his Spin Doctor in a vain attempt to win back the confidence of the British Electorate.

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Ugly Women are to be banned from the City of London unless they wear a Bhurka

Funny story: Ugly Women are to be banned from the City of London unless they wear a Bhurka

On Sky Television News today Boris Johnson the new Mayor of London announced that from next Month all ugly women entering the City of London must wear a Bhurka.

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Can you spot a Shirt Lifter from the Type and Style of his Moustache?

Funny story: Can you spot a Shirt Lifter from the Type and Style of his Moustache?

Yesterday at the University of Brown Eyes an incredible high percentage of Students decided that a particular style of Tache gave the game away as they debated well in to the night trying to establish if you where able to spot a shirt lifter by the s...

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Robert Mugabe surprise Best Man at Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin's Wedding

Funny story: Robert Mugabe surprise Best Man at Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin's Wedding

The entire World awoke this morning in disbelief after learning that Robert Mugabe was yesterday the Best Man at Wayne and Coleen's Wedding which was held at the beautiful fortress of Villa Durazzo overlooking Santa Margherita on the Italian Rivi...

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Irish Government Ban Combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips

Funny story: Irish Government Ban Combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips

Yesterday Irish Government Spokesperson Gerry Fiddler announced that from next month combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips to the Republic where to be banned.

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The World's Ugliest Women Competition is being held in Blackpool

Funny story: The World's Ugliest Women Competition is being held in Blackpool

This Saturday night the Grand Final of the Ugliest Women in the World Competition will mean that a record number of viewers will be glued to their Television Sets.

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The 2008 Conference for Big Fat Bastards opens in Bradford

Funny story: The 2008 Conference for Big Fat Bastards opens in Bradford

Yesterday John Prescott the President of the Big Fat Bastards Society opened the 2008 Conference which is being held at Harry Ramsden's Famous Chippy Emporium in Bradford.

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The 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok

Funny story: The 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok

Yesterday at the 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People being held at the Plaza Hotel in Bangkok, the past President 5ft 2inch Yuri Gagarin handed over the reins to the incoming President 5ft 1inch Danny DeVito.

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Swinging has suddenly become popular in the quaint old Devon Village of Much Fanny

Funny story: Swinging has suddenly become popular in the quaint old Devon Village of Much Fanny

Swinging has suddenly become extremely popular with the majority of older people in the quaint old Devon Village of Much Fanny, although some snobbish residents are concerned that a new Swingers Club will promote the area for all the wrong reasons.

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Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum Karen and Step Dad Craig to Child Mind on their next holiday

Funny story: Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum Karen and Step Dad Craig to Child Mind on their next holiday

Gerry and Kate McCann, who admit to not looking after the daughter Maddie properly, while on holiday at Praia da Luz during May 2007, have invited Shannon Mathews Mum Karen, and her Step Dad Craig Meehan to look after their twin siblings Sean and Ame...

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African Tribe to run the London Marathon wearing nothing but a smile

Funny story: African Tribe to run the London Marathon wearing nothing but a smile

TV reporter Norma Snockers has announced that "six Masai Warriors from a remote village in Tanzania are going to run the London Marathon using only a shield and a spear to conceal their meat and two veg."...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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