Master Chef Gordon Ramsey who is well known throughout the World for his Anglo Saxon Language claims that the Queens Culinary Skills are totally gross.
Ramsey and his wife Tana who where recently invited to Buckingham Palace for the Duke of Edinbu...
All Australians today where shaken to the core when they woke up to hear the breaking News that the tough guys from the Outback where finally giving up shagging sheep in favour of shagging women.
Disgraced ex-Sky TV Reporter Norma Snockers who is...
You definitely would not see this at Ascot, Cheltenham or Aintree, forty men running naked at bizarre race meeting.
Able Seaman Prince William the second-in-line to the Throne has been banged up in Kingston Jail, Barbados after being caught by the Barbarian Navy of smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine.
Yesterday Mr Ivor Lingo the British Government Immigration Officer announced that all Immigrants either Legal or Illegal must be able to speak fluent English with a Brummie Accent within six weeks of arrival or be compulsory deported.
Robert Mugabe announced today that he was quietly optimistic of pulling off a Surprise Election Victory in the run-off against his long time rival Morgan Tsvangirai.
Yesterday in Geneva a spokesman for the World Sperm Bank Dr Dick Cumalott announced that a Giant Freezer stored at St. Peters Hospital had defrosted in the middle of night meaning that several million gallons of Love Juice had been irreparably damage...
Yesterday Gordon Brown who has just served twelve disastrous months as Prime Minister and Leader of the Labour Party appointed Mr Monkey Woods has his Spin Doctor in a vain attempt to win back the confidence of the British Electorate.
On Sky Television News today Boris Johnson the new Mayor of London announced that from next Month all ugly women entering the City of London must wear a Bhurka.
Yesterday at the University of Brown Eyes an incredible high percentage of Students decided that a particular style of Tache gave the game away as they debated well in to the night trying to establish if you where able to spot a shirt lifter by the s...
The entire World awoke this morning in disbelief after learning that Robert Mugabe was yesterday the Best Man at Wayne and Coleen's Wedding which was held at the beautiful fortress of Villa Durazzo overlooking Santa Margherita on the Italian Rivi...
Yesterday Irish Government Spokesperson Gerry Fiddler announced that from next month combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips to the Republic where to be banned.
This Saturday night the Grand Final of the Ugliest Women in the World Competition will mean that a record number of viewers will be glued to their Television Sets.
Yesterday John Prescott the President of the Big Fat Bastards Society opened the 2008 Conference which is being held at Harry Ramsden's Famous Chippy Emporium in Bradford.
Yesterday at the 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People being held at the Plaza Hotel in Bangkok, the past President 5ft 2inch Yuri Gagarin handed over the reins to the incoming President 5ft 1inch Danny DeVito.
Swinging has suddenly become extremely popular with the majority of older people in the quaint old Devon Village of Much Fanny, although some snobbish residents are concerned that a new Swingers Club will promote the area for all the wrong reasons.
Gerry and Kate McCann, who admit to not looking after the daughter Maddie properly, while on holiday at Praia da Luz during May 2007, have invited Shannon Mathews Mum Karen, and her Step Dad Craig Meehan to look after their twin siblings Sean and Ame...
TV reporter Norma Snockers has announced that "six Masai Warriors from a remote village in Tanzania are going to run the London Marathon using only a shield and a spear to conceal their meat and two veg."...
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