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Athens Olympics 2004. Security concerns mount as Greek taxi gets flat tyre

Funny story: Athens Olympics 2004. Security concerns mount as Greek taxi gets flat tyre

ATHENS, GREECE The flat tyre drew reaction from governments around the globe, sporting bodies and athletes around the world. One diplomat based in...

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Pakistani nuclear scientist hails Vanunu's release

Funny story: Pakistani nuclear scientist hails Vanunu's release

"At last, the US and Israel have come to their senses" said Dr Khan, the nuclear scientist who sold Pakistani nuclear secrets to Libya and N.Korea, following the announcement of Mordochai Vanunu's release. "Nuclear scientists are artists",...

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Spain withdraws forces from Iraq, Zanzai Islands marines fill in the gap

Funny story: Spain withdraws forces from Iraq, Zanzai Islands marines fill in the gap

In a surprise announcement Spain's PM stated that he plans to withdraw Spanish troops from Iraq as soon as possible. Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero said on Spanish television Sunday he has given orders for the removal of Spain's 1,300 troops fr...

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Kofi Annan pleased with Kofi Annan Unification Plan for Cyprus

In an interview with international correspondents, UN President Kofi Anan expressed his content with the Cyprus plan presented to the Greek and Turkish Cypriot delegations.

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Rumsfeld: ‘Operation Spanish Freedom under way'

Funny story: Rumsfeld: ‘Operation Spanish Freedom under way'

Minutes after the announcement of Jose Aznar's massive defeat in Spanish National elections, Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld urged the free world to intervene and restore law and order in the Iberian peninsula: "Socialist Jose Zapatero, the se...

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76th Academy Awards: Bush tipped for Glory

The Academy Awards will be presented later this month, and nominees were honored yesterday at a luncheon in Los Angeles. Many first-time nominees bring an international accent to this year's ceremony.

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President declares: ‘War on Terror is won, send me no II'

Funny story: President declares: ‘War on Terror is won, send me no II'

In an address to the nation last night, a delighted G.W Bush declared that the War on Terror has been won. "My fellow Americans. It gives me joy to announce that the War on Terror has finally reached an end. After a fortnight of tough battles, I...

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Pakistani nuclear scientist arrested for carrying 20kt bomb

Funny story: Pakistani nuclear scientist arrested for carrying 20kt bomb

Dr. A.Q. Khan, the father of the Pakistani nuclear program who was recently pardoned for publicly confessing of making millions through illicit foreign nuclear sales to N.Korea and Libya, was arrested today at Dulles Airport carrying a 20-kiloton bom...

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US finally finds smoking gun in Iraq

Funny story: US finally finds smoking gun in Iraq

In what seems to be a breakthrough in their quest for Iraqi WMD U.S forces may have found indications of chemical weapons near Al Baklava barrack complex, Fos News confirmed Friday. According to the news agency, Iraqi villagers recently reported susp...

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Rumsfeld: "Killing is human nature, you liberal surrender monkeys"

Funny story: Rumsfeld: "Killing is human nature, you liberal surrender monkeys"

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld put a political foot in the wrong leatherette marching boots today when questioned about Tuesday's car bombing in Iraq, that killed about 50 people. In his infinite wisdom, Rumsfeld suggested that there are murders i...

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Republicans unveil 2005-2008 immigration plan - chemical firms demand tax break

Funny story: Republicans unveil 2005-2008 immigration plan - chemical firms demand tax break

Saying the United States needs an immigration system "that serves the American economy and reflects the American dream," President Bush outlined a plan to revamp the nation's immigration laws.

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Bush probes failure of pre war WMD intelligence - post war ineffectiveness in planting them

Funny story: Bush probes failure of pre war WMD intelligence - post war ineffectiveness in planting them

Bowing to political pressure, President Bush is set to appoint an independent commission this week to review pre-war U.S. intelligence about Iraq's WMD and post war ineffectiveness in planting them, administration sources said Sunday.

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German Cannibal receives capital punishment, embarrasses authorities

A German court has sentenced German cannibal Johan Von Scalpburger who confessed to killing, dismembering and eating another man, to death. Prosecutors called Von Scalpburger a "human butcher" who acted simply to "satisfy a sexual impu...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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