North Pole, Alaska - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has been spotted doing some weight training up in the North Pole. He is dragging around old boxes loaded up with frozen snow to build stamina for the upcoming Christmas Eve flight around the world.
McCain is known to lose his cool on occasion. He's had more tantrums on the floor of the Senate than an unruly 4 year old. He's screamed the F word at so many senators his nickname is F-Bomb McCain. The word bomb might refer to his langua...
Children everywhere may be in for a nasty surprise on Christmas morning. The North Pole Daily has reported that Santa has been detained during a fly over practice run over Washington D.C. It seems some suit over at Langley didn't like the &qu...
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