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Funny story: Faldo: Non-English Ryder-cup players to pledge allegiance to the Queen

Faldo: Non-English Ryder-cup players to pledge allegiance to the Queen

Following the unsurprising omission of inform players in favour of the more flamboyant and typically more English players like Ian Poulter, Dr Bore (Nick Faldo) has announced the rest of his players must follow his strict rules and change over their...
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Funny story: Aldi To Sell Tanks

Aldi To Sell Tanks

In an increasing effort to expand their foothold in cut price sales on anything they can get their hands on, Aldi are set to start selling Tanks from next week in the 'Thursday Specials' section.
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Funny story: Staunton And Bobby To Open Chip Shop

Staunton And Bobby To Open Chip Shop

Following the unsurprising announcement of Steve Staunton's departure as manager, Big Stan is taking the most unlikely of career changes by opening up a chip shop.
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Funny story: Badger Seeks Selective Science Advisor Culls

Badger Seeks Selective Science Advisor Culls

Following the Department of Environment's call for a mass culling of Badgers after a damning report claimed badgers are solely responsible for TB in cattle a spokesbadger for the normally shy nocturnal mammals has slammed UK Government officials:...
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Funny story: Wayne Barnes Moves To New Zealand

Wayne Barnes Moves To New Zealand

Wayne Barnes has made the unprecedented move of announcing his relocation to Wellington, New Zealand...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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