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Funny story: David Bowie Hid In Coal Shed To Avoid Roger Moore

David Bowie Hid In Coal Shed To Avoid Roger Moore

Details are emerging about the fragile relationship between mercurial maestro and matador of avant-garde pop musicianship David Bowie, and Bond star Roger Moore. "David, or 'Alan', as he liked to be called back then, met some pretty weird characte...
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Funny story: Secret Sepia Life of Ex-Blue Peter Presenter Peter Purves Revealed

Secret Sepia Life of Ex-Blue Peter Presenter Peter Purves Revealed

The discovery of a rare sepia photograph of ex-Blue Peter presenter Peter Purves covering legendary music hall entertainer Little Tich in cling film backstage at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, has revealed a secret relationship hitherto unrevealed, w...
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Funny story: "Jesus And His Disciples Were Scottish", Claims Historian

"Jesus And His Disciples Were Scottish", Claims Historian

A leading amateur historian has astonished the world of amateur history by claiming that Jesus of Nazareth and his Disciples were Scottish, writes Religion Correspondent, Mary Mag Delaney. Jock McSporran of Lossiemouth, for it is he, made the asto...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Twilight luminary Robert Pattinson is very rich. He is very rich because he has earned a lot of money. He has earned a lot of money because he has acted in fillums about sexy star-crossed teen vampires which offer those who don't want to use their im...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old

Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old

Shakespeare said of Cleopatra that "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety." However, it is surely different in our Modern Fast-Moving Age, and it is time to admit that Kim Kardashian is getting old. She is not as young as...
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Funny story: Melania Trump Falls Over

Melania Trump Falls Over

Shock news reached the airwaves yesterday, 10pm Washington time, when it was announced that Melania Trump "falls over". Panic reigned in the Trump Towers, with butlers and henchmen running up and down the golden escalators, and intercoms jammed. "We...
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Funny story: Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government Eric Pickles is to be replaced by a dugong in the General Election. The shock history-making revelation was made in an extraordinary constituency meeting in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. "I...
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Funny story: Gok Wan Sweeps Through Grand National On Ladies Day

Gok Wan Sweeps Through Grand National On Ladies Day

Fashion guru Gok Wan swept through Liverpool's Aintree racecourse today on the first day of his Grand National Clean Up campaign. Britain's favourite mincing wierdo wowed the racegoers on Ladies Day, which was just the first day in what is sure t...
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Funny story: "Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

"Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

A vicar who believes shoes and socks are "the tools of the Devil" has been turned away from a pub in Todmorden, West Yorkshire, for being barefooted. Martin Chuzzlewit, 56, landlord of the Splintered Potsherd on Boundary Street, asked the Reverend...
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Funny story: Shock at Latest Young Briton Tempted Abroad by Extremist Sect

Shock at Latest Young Briton Tempted Abroad by Extremist Sect

Another young British man has fled the country to join the ranks of the US Chat Show Brotherhood, the extreme group notorious for its ruthless pursuit of TV ratings and relentless drive to destroy Western culture and control the minds of Western subj...
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Funny story: Pixie Lott Pixellated

Pixie Lott Pixellated

The world of Brit music was reeling this morning after what happened last night when top pop paparazzi gathered to snap petite starlet Pixie Lott as she emerged from London's Smithfield Meat Market on the arm of her beau, trainee cheesemaker Oliver W...
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Funny story: England Have 0.000765% Chance Of Winning Euro 2012 Says Dorking Academic

England Have 0.000765% Chance Of Winning Euro 2012 Says Dorking Academic

The England football team's chances of winning the Euro 2012 tournament have been rated as 0.000756% by a leading Dorking Professor, writes Sport, Fishing, Linoleum, Commercial Grass Cultivation, Wheelbarrow Design, Spats, Mathematics & Entertain...
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Funny story: Shuttlecock Row Divides Dorking Seat Of Learning

Shuttlecock Row Divides Dorking Seat Of Learning

The University of Dorking has been rocked by a controversy that threatens to have major repercussions for one of its prestige Departments, writes Storm In A Teacup Correspondent, Will Slather. This controversy, which threatens major repercussions,...
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Funny story: 'The Human Brain Rewrites "Boring" Speech', Claims Study

'The Human Brain Rewrites "Boring" Speech', Claims Study

The human brain has the ability to make even the most boring stories vivid and entertaining, a leading brain scientist claims. This is because the brain's 'inner voice' can talk over even the most tedious speaker, according to Professor Jens Convo...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson To Star In New Guy Ritchie Movie

Robert Pattinson To Star In New Guy Ritchie Movie

Twilight sex symbol Robert Pattinson - who stars as star-crossed boy vampire Edwin Culvert in the Twilight movies about a hapless boy vampire whose fangs haven't come through because he's still got his milk teeth - is set to star in English director...
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Funny story: Irish Descended From Potato-Growing Polar Bears, Claims Study

Irish Descended From Potato-Growing Polar Bears, Claims Study

In what has been described as "an historic breakthrough", a new scientific study has revealed that the Irish people are the descendants of an ancient race of exploring Polar Bears, who were the first species to cultivate the potato. The study - wh...
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Funny story: 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent

21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent

Last night's edition of 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent was definitely the best yet. Judges Pol Pot, Richard Nixon and Bono were simply knocked out by the array of talent on show at the Stevenage Unspecified Meat Products Abbatoir. P...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Has Been Playing Away From Home

Ryan Giggs Has Been Playing Away From Home

Salford-based winger Ryan Giggs has been playing away from home, not just recently, but for a long time, it has been revealed. These revelations were vouchsafed to us by a source close to the team that Ryan Giggs plays for. This source - namely, a...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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