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"I aint no Welshman boyo"declares enraged redskin

Funny story: "I aint no Welshman boyo"declares enraged redskin

Minneapolis, MA - John Fourfeathers, casino magnate and direct descendent of Crazy Horse, the legendary Indian warrior, reacted angrily today to the latest findings from controversial anthropologist Magnus Nilssonson.

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Critix Nix Jax Bronx Pix

LA,Ca. - It was reported today that 70's troubadour Jackson Browne has gone into hiding after poor reviews for his performance in the lead role depicting the life of another 70's legend, Charles Bronson.

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Europeans give boost to baseball

Funny story: Europeans give boost to baseball

Dublin, Ireland - A new Europe wide survey has shown a growing interest amongst Europeans in the quintessentially American pastime of "Base Ball"...

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"Its a lie!" Asserts Enraged new Irish supremo

Funny story: "Its a lie!" Asserts Enraged new Irish supremo

Co Kildare, Ireland. Maurice Ball, rumoured to have been appointed the new Irish football coach angrily, if somewhat incomprehensibly,denied today that he had got the lucrative job while engaged in a marathon drinking session in a pub in the CO. Kild...

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"Don't ask, Don't tell" says FIFA

Bruxelles, Belgium. In the aftermath of such a manly Rugby World Cup, FIFA has been forced to defend the few heterosexuals still playing "Association Football."...

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"John predicted global warming"claims Yoko

Funny story: "John predicted global warming"claims Yoko

New York, New York - Yoko Ono, widow of slain Beatle John Lennon, claimed today that "my John" had forseen global warming.

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Liechtenstein nukes Liverpool: Several nations rejoice

Funny story: Liechtenstein nukes Liverpool: Several nations rejoice

London, England - In a hitherto unsuspected display of military and technological prowess, the tiny Central European Principality of Liechtenstein this morning launched an ICBM and successfully exploded it over the northern English city of Liverpool.

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President lashes Irish drinkers

Funny story: President lashes Irish drinkers

Dublin, Ireland - Irish head of state, President Mary McAleese, today severely criticized the boozing habits of her compatriots after it was revealed that the Irish are the second heaviest drinking nation on the planet...

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Staunton admits lying to get job

Funny story: Staunton admits lying to get job

Dundalk, Ireland - Stephen"Stan"Staunton, manager of the Rep.of Ireland football team, has sensationally admitted to lying in order to get the 500,000 euro per annum job, one of the most sought after posts in international football.

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Henri admits underestimating "the frogs"

Funny story: Henri admits underestimating "the frogs"

(Swansea) Thierry Henri, coach of the defeated SouthSeas XV, has admitted in a post match interview that he may have underestimated the fighting spirit of the French rugby team.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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