Minneapolis, MA - John Fourfeathers, casino magnate and direct descendent of Crazy Horse, the legendary Indian warrior, reacted angrily today to the latest findings from controversial anthropologist Magnus Nilssonson.
LA,Ca. - It was reported today that 70's troubadour Jackson Browne has gone into hiding after poor reviews for his performance in the lead role depicting the life of another 70's legend, Charles Bronson.
Dublin, Ireland - A new Europe wide survey has shown a growing interest amongst Europeans in the quintessentially American pastime of "Base Ball"...
Co Kildare, Ireland. Maurice Ball, rumoured to have been appointed the new Irish football coach angrily, if somewhat incomprehensibly,denied today that he had got the lucrative job while engaged in a marathon drinking session in a pub in the CO. Kild...
Bruxelles, Belgium. In the aftermath of such a manly Rugby World Cup, FIFA has been forced to defend the few heterosexuals still playing "Association Football."...
New York, New York - Yoko Ono, widow of slain Beatle John Lennon, claimed today that "my John" had forseen global warming.
London, England - In a hitherto unsuspected display of military and technological prowess, the tiny Central European Principality of Liechtenstein this morning launched an ICBM and successfully exploded it over the northern English city of Liverpool.
Dublin, Ireland - Irish head of state, President Mary McAleese, today severely criticized the boozing habits of her compatriots after it was revealed that the Irish are the second heaviest drinking nation on the planet...
Dundalk, Ireland - Stephen"Stan"Staunton, manager of the Rep.of Ireland football team, has sensationally admitted to lying in order to get the 500,000 euro per annum job, one of the most sought after posts in international football.
(Swansea) Thierry Henri, coach of the defeated SouthSeas XV, has admitted in a post match interview that he may have underestimated the fighting spirit of the French rugby team.
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