Midtown Manhattan, New York -- Rumors are swirling today amid social media-fueled reports that top NFL officials are on the verge of presenting major policy changes pertaining to the employment of current, and future, openly gay athletes within the l...
United Kingdom -- Well it's been a busy week to say the least. Not since Miley Cyrus systematically defiled the delicate sensibilities of much of the country has the UK found itself collectively seething over yet another North American stage act.
Bloomington, Minnesota, July 1, 2010 -- A huge convention of Catholic ex-priests descended on the Mall of America today for the purpose of paying special attention to the area's children.
"It's only once per year that we get to play Santa for the...
Washington, D.C. -- Authorities stunned the nation as news of the arrest of a young, knock-out gorgeous alleged Russian spy spread across the networks today.
"What in the world?" one flabbergasted neighbor of 28 year-old Russian spy, Anna Chapman...
TheSpoof! -- In a development rarely seen on the pages of TheSpoof!, a well respected and beloved writer completely bombs his first attempt at a simple vagina story, and hasn't been heard from since.
"My God," Spoof! fellow writer, funwithwords [f...
Wimbledon -- Tragedy struck Wimbledon today as hundreds of exhaustively bored tennis onlookers were rushed to local hospitals, including at least one man via wheelbarrow as local highways became log-jammed in emergency traffic.
Although the day...
Update, Yet another Day of Prayer has been declared for June 27, 2010, in both Louisiana and Texas as the first Day of Prayer failed to produce results
Update #2, July 13, 2010. God still refuses to be swayed by mass prayer, even those pleas by pi...
Weekly World News, UK Bureau -- Reports coming in from the UK today confirm that a small local toad has miraculously survived a harrowing encounter with none other than Godzilla himself this evening.
"I was merely hopping along minding my own damn...
Johannesburg -- As teams from around the world arrive in South Africa in preparation for the 2010 World Cup, one team in particular looms as particularly threatening.
Last having fielded a World Cup team in 1966, North Korea's reputation for the u...
"Nah, that bitch ain't all that," Miss Mildred Gates, the Second Runner-up and winner of Miss Hideously Ugly Arkansas, bitterly complained during a post-pageant dust-up involving several of the contestants. "I'll be takin' this to the top!" she angr...
Mobile, Alabama -- In a development that's sending shockwaves around the world, Cupid has been hospitalized after sustaining a shotgun blast to his left buttocks region today.
"How the hell was I supposed to know what it was?" farm hand Billy Grey...
Texas -- Amid fierce controversy, the Texas Board of Education has finally approved significant changes to the state's education curriculum for the next 10 years, which could very well impact other states as well.
"We opted for simplicity and frug...
Albuquerque, New Mexico -- Experts from around the world have descended to a modest home in Albuquerque for a first-hand peek at what many are calling the greatest Virgin Mary sighting ever.
Angela, the owner of the home, says she spotted the Holy...
Rolling Stone, April 24, 2037 -- The spring air was crisp, but pleasant outside of Justin Bieber's unlikely summer home located out on the swamps of Louisiana.
"I enjoy this time of year," the Stratford, Ontario, native says, "because the weather...
West Germany, April 1, 1948 -- As rumors continue to swirl concerning President Truman's pursuit of full integration and equality of Negroes within the U.S. military, some units have taken to relieving their pent-up frustration through humorous 8mm s...
Gidget, the Chihuahua made famous in several Taco Bell commercials, died yesterday. The cute former spokesdog was 15.
At a hastily arranged news conference outside company headquarters, and amongst a sea of posters featuring the little dog, a Yum!...
In an rare prime-time statement to the masses, our Heavenly Father has declared a 3-month Moratorium on the deaths of famous people in the U.S. effective immediately.
"Everything in moderation," God read in his prepared statement to the United Sta...
It seemed like a good idea at the time. But a belching and barfing statue sculpted by local art student, Bohdi Jansen, managed to remain on display inside a local shopping mall a mere 20 minutes before being carted off by mall authorities.
"Well...