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Justin Bieber & Taylor Lautner Piss Off the UK, & Video Proof Anna Chapman's Pubes are Red!

Funny story: Justin Bieber & Taylor Lautner Piss Off the UK, & Video Proof Anna Chapman's Pubes are Red!

United Kingdom -- Well it's been a busy week to say the least. Not since Miley Cyrus systematically defiled the delicate sensibilities of much of the country has the UK found itself collectively seething over yet another North American stage act.

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Hordes of Ex-Catholic Priests Stage "Santa for Kids" Convention in July

Funny story: Hordes of Ex-Catholic Priests Stage "Santa for Kids" Convention in July

Bloomington, Minnesota, July 1, 2010 -- A huge convention of Catholic ex-priests descended on the Mall of America today for the purpose of paying special attention to the area's children. "It's only once per year that we get to play Santa for the...

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Hey Russia, How About a Toothless Crack-Ho Spy Next Time, Stupid

Funny story: Hey Russia, How About a Toothless Crack-Ho Spy Next Time, Stupid

Washington, D.C. -- Authorities stunned the nation as news of the arrest of a young, knock-out gorgeous alleged Russian spy spread across the networks today. "What in the world?" one flabbergasted neighbor of 28 year-old Russian spy, Anna Chapman...

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Local Writer Botches Miley Cyrus Vagina Story Costing TheSpoof! Gobs of Valuable Readers

Funny story: Local Writer Botches Miley Cyrus Vagina Story Costing TheSpoof! Gobs of Valuable Readers

TheSpoof! -- In a development rarely seen on the pages of TheSpoof!, a well respected and beloved writer completely bombs his first attempt at a simple vagina story, and hasn't been heard from since. "My God," Spoof! fellow writer, funwithwords [f...

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Isner & Mahut Face Charges as Multitudes of Sensory Deprived Fans Collapse & Die

Funny story: Isner & Mahut Face Charges as Multitudes of Sensory Deprived Fans Collapse & Die

Wimbledon -- Tragedy struck Wimbledon today as hundreds of exhaustively bored tennis onlookers were rushed to local hospitals, including at least one man via wheelbarrow as local highways became log-jammed in emergency traffic. Although the day...

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Louisiana State Senate: "This Oil Spill Will Now Cease, by God!"

Funny story: Louisiana State Senate: "This Oil Spill Will Now Cease, by God!"

Update, Yet another Day of Prayer has been declared for June 27, 2010, in both Louisiana and Texas as the first Day of Prayer failed to produce results Update #2, July 13, 2010. God still refuses to be swayed by mass prayer, even those pleas by pi...

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Local Toad Escapes Godzilla's Grasp in Frantic Pissing Frenzy

Funny story: Local Toad Escapes Godzilla's Grasp in Frantic Pissing Frenzy

Weekly World News, UK Bureau -- Reports coming in from the UK today confirm that a small local toad has miraculously survived a harrowing encounter with none other than Godzilla himself this evening. "I was merely hopping along minding my own damn...

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North Korea Fields Team for World Cup; Secret Weapon Rumors Abound

Funny story: North Korea Fields Team for World Cup; Secret Weapon Rumors Abound

Johannesburg -- As teams from around the world arrive in South Africa in preparation for the 2010 World Cup, one team in particular looms as particularly threatening. Last having fielded a World Cup team in 1966, North Korea's reputation for the u...

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Losers of Miss Hideous USA to Contest Final Results

Funny story: Losers of Miss Hideous USA to Contest Final Results

"Nah, that bitch ain't all that," Miss Mildred Gates, the Second Runner-up and winner of Miss Hideously Ugly Arkansas, bitterly complained during a post-pageant dust-up involving several of the contestants. "I'll be takin' this to the top!" she angr...

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Cupid Shot Down Over Local Farm; Mistaken For Wild Goose

Funny story: Cupid Shot Down Over Local Farm; Mistaken For Wild Goose

Mobile, Alabama -- In a development that's sending shockwaves around the world, Cupid has been hospitalized after sustaining a shotgun blast to his left buttocks region today. "How the hell was I supposed to know what it was?" farm hand Billy Grey...

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Texas Board of Education: It's In There!

Funny story: Texas Board of Education: It's In There!

Texas -- Amid fierce controversy, the Texas Board of Education has finally approved significant changes to the state's education curriculum for the next 10 years, which could very well impact other states as well. "We opted for simplicity and frug...

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Rare Full Color 3-D Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts

Funny story: Rare Full Color 3-D Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts

Albuquerque, New Mexico -- Experts from around the world have descended to a modest home in Albuquerque for a first-hand peek at what many are calling the greatest Virgin Mary sighting ever. Angela, the owner of the home, says she spotted the Holy...

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Now 43, Justin Bieber Reflects on Life & Career

Funny story: Now 43, Justin Bieber Reflects on Life & Career

Rolling Stone, April 24, 2037 -- The spring air was crisp, but pleasant outside of Justin Bieber's unlikely summer home located out on the swamps of Louisiana. "I enjoy this time of year," the Stratford, Ontario, native says, "because the weather...

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U.S. Marines Lampoon Truman's Integration Plans

Funny story: U.S. Marines Lampoon Truman's Integration Plans

West Germany, April 1, 1948 -- As rumors continue to swirl concerning President Truman's pursuit of full integration and equality of Negroes within the U.S. military, some units have taken to relieving their pent-up frustration through humorous 8mm s...

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God Declares Moratorium on Dying Famous People

Funny story: God Declares Moratorium on Dying Famous People

In an rare prime-time statement to the masses, our Heavenly Father has declared a 3-month Moratorium on the deaths of famous people in the U.S. effective immediately. "Everything in moderation," God read in his prepared statement to the United Sta...

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Barfing Statue Hauled Off Mall Premises After Just 20 Minutes

Funny story: Barfing Statue Hauled Off Mall Premises After Just 20 Minutes

It seemed like a good idea at the time. But a belching and barfing statue sculpted by local art student, Bohdi Jansen, managed to remain on display inside a local shopping mall a mere 20 minutes before being carted off by mall authorities. "Well...

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Pet Fish Ruins Sunday Afternoon Assaulting Owner

Funny story: Pet Fish Ruins Sunday Afternoon Assaulting Owner

What began as a cool prize won 3 years ago at the county fair has ended in bloodshed this past Sunday as Little Woowoo was violently bludgeoned to death in self defense by his once proud owner. "Yeah, I was like 7 years old when I won that fish,"...

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Pissants Observed Working Asses Off -- For What?

Funny story: Pissants Observed Working Asses Off -- For What?

That's the question a group of scientists are asking after observing a particular colony of ants "working their little asses off" day after day just outside their offices next to the main sidewalk. Dr. Jeff Dunkirk, lead entomologist in the new st...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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