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Funny story: Pelosi needs a good Drilling

Pelosi needs a good Drilling

(USA Today) - Nancy Pelosi says to "just say NO" to drilling. Former President Bill Clinton replied "maybe a good drilling will make her a little less tense". Nancy Pelosi stands by her stance to not hold a vote on offshore drilling stating "this...
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Funny story: Obama's lead surges to 100%

Obama's lead surges to 100%

(NBC) - The No Barack Criticism network (a.k.a. NBC) has released an amazing survey. According to the NBC survey Barack Obama has now opened a 100-0 lead over John McCain. When asked about this turn of events Barack Obama replied "really? Even m...
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Funny story: Canada joins Axis of Evil

Canada joins Axis of Evil

Toronto (CNN) - Tired of being perceived as Americas Side-kick Canada has petitioned to join the Axis of Evil. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper stated "we need to toughen up our image and becoming a member of the Axis of Evil is a great fi...
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Funny story: Stan Gelbaugh Announces he will not accept Vice Presidency

Stan Gelbaugh Announces he will not accept Vice Presidency

Oakland, CA (CNN) - 83-year-old homeless man, Stan Gelbaugh, loudly proclaimed today that he will not be Barack Obama's Vice Presidential candidate. "Not only will I not accept the Vice Presidential post I won't be traveling to Iraq with...
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Funny story: Obama Smears Obama

Obama Smears Obama

(CNN) - The Obama campaign has issued a complaint regarding Barack Obama's smearing of Barack Obama during Barack Obama's interview on Larry King Live. During the interview Barack Obama stated "…ultimately, the buck stops with me".
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Funny story: Obama Captures Osama

Obama Captures Osama

Chicago IL (USA Today) - During Barack Obama's trip to Afghanistan prior to the Democratic Convention he decided to go on a routine patrol mission with U.S. Soldiers patrolling the mountainous region near Gerdi. Wearing his specially tailored Arm...
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Funny story: U.S. Cigarettes Invade Iran

U.S. Cigarettes Invade Iran

North Carolina (AP) - By far, the leading U.S. export to Iran is Cigarettes. Also among the leading exports are Bra's and Bull Semen. Bull Semen? This may explain Iranian women and those facial scarves.
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Funny story: John Kerry Flip-Flops Again

John Kerry Flip-Flops Again

Pittsburgh, PA (Pittsburgh Gazeete) - Former Presidential candidate John Kerry has flip-flopped once again.
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Funny story: Plan to Solve Oil Crisis

Plan to Solve Oil Crisis

Shropshire, England (Scientific Human) - Speaking at the Convention of Oil Consultants (COOC) Lord Graham Gilliam revealed his plan to solve the worlds Oil Crisis. He claims to have perfected the process of "Gravity Reduction Surgery".
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Funny story: Michelle Obama; Still Bitter

Michelle Obama; Still Bitter

Atlanta (Reuters) - Speaking at a riverside picnic and Bar-B-Que Michelle Obama was suddenly interrupted by a swarm of mosquitoes. Recovering smoothly she proclaimed "yet another right wing republican attack".
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Funny story: President Bush Writes Book

President Bush Writes Book

Lame Duck U.S. President, George H. W. Bush has already announced the publication of his first book. Contrary to popular rumor it has more words than pictures.
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Funny story: Polygamist Prophet Former Stripper

Polygamist Prophet Former Stripper

SAN ANGELO, Texas (CNN) -- DNA swabs have been collected by Texas Officials from jailed polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs. This is all part of the criminal investigation involving "spiritual marriages" to girls as young as 12. The surpris...
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Funny story: This Land Is My Land

This Land Is My Land

The anti-immigration militia group "Patriots Against Immigration and Naturalization" (PAIN) have released their version of the song "This Land is Our Land" called "This Land is My Land".
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Funny story: Pope Admits "God is a Monkey"

Pope Admits "God is a Monkey"

(AP Rome) - Amongst speculation that our entire universe is just a child's science project gone awry the Pope announced to a throng of thousands at the Vatican that "God is a Monkey and Darwin was right".
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Funny story: No New Tornados

No New Tornados

(Boston Globe) - In an effort to lower gas prices over the summer John McCain has called for a suspension of federal gas taxes from Memorial Day to Labor Day, a simpler tax code, and "…no new Tornado's".
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton - Supreme Ruler

Hillary Clinton - Supreme Ruler

(CBS News) - In documents uncovered from Universal Press Syndicate it has been discovered that in the event that Barack Obama should win the General Election President Bush will utilize a little-known clause in the constitution, declare Martial Law,...
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Funny story: Tiger Toppled at Champions Run

Tiger Toppled at Champions Run

Omaha, NE (Omaha World-Herald) - Due to more American Airlines flights being grounded for inspections, Tiger Woods got stuck in Omaha Nebraska this past weekend while en route to the Masters Tournament in Augusta Georgia. Not being one to waste time...
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Funny story: Olympic Protest in Paris…Texas

Olympic Protest in Paris…Texas

Paris, Texas (Dallas Morning News) - The Olympic Torch has been put out once again. Following the lead in Paris France protestors in Paris Texas have extinguished their own Olympic Torch. An angry mob of protestors built their own Olympic Torch, took...
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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg

"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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