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Funny story: Ralph Nader Chooses Joe Lieberman as Running-Mate

Ralph Nader Chooses Joe Lieberman as Running-Mate

WASHINGTON, DC -- About a week after the nation let out a collective groan at the announcement that Ralph Nader was running for President of the United states yet again, very few people acted surprised when earlier today Nader declared that he had ch...
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Funny story: Former Aide to Mitt Romney Says He Quit Presidential Race Because of Looming "Cheese-Gate" Scandal

Former Aide to Mitt Romney Says He Quit Presidential Race Because of Looming "Cheese-Gate" Scandal

BOSTON, MA -- A former aide to Mitt Romney, the former Governor of Massachusetts who recently dropped out of the Presidential race because he claimed "he hated to lose," says that Romney dropped out of the race for an entirely different rea...
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Funny story: Mike Huckabee Challenges Prominent Jewish Civic Leaders

Mike Huckabee Challenges Prominent Jewish Civic Leaders

LITTLE ROCK, AR -- Last night, during a taping of Larry King Live, Baptist preacher and Republican Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee, challenged Jewish civic leaders to a winner-take-all cage match to determine whose religion is "cooler.&quo...
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Funny story: Ann Romney Doesn't Mind Being "Second Wife"

Ann Romney Doesn't Mind Being "Second Wife"

BOSTON, MA -- The political world was stunned last weekend when news that Republican Presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney, was a polygamist was leaked to the media.
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Funny story: Academics Define Parameters of "F*ck"

Academics Define Parameters of "F*ck"

TEMPE, AZ -- Scientists and language professors at Arizona State University have joined forces to take the ambiguity out of the use of the word "fuck".
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Funny story: World Health Organization Warns of Looming Jenken Abuse Epidemic in US

World Health Organization Warns of Looming Jenken Abuse Epidemic in US

WASHINGTON, DC -- While addressing a meeting of the Office of Drug Control Policy (ODCP), health specialist Jacqui Chan warned of a potential epidemic of abusing what she called the next meth or crack cocaine, jenken.
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Funny story: U.S. Military Mistakenly Orders Bombing of Baghdad, Kentucky

U.S. Military Mistakenly Orders Bombing of Baghdad, Kentucky

SHELBY COUNTY, KY -- Residents of tiny Baghdad got a rude awakening at five thirty this morning when U.S. planes dive-bombed and completely destroyed the town.
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Funny story: Light Beer Does Not Make You Cool

Light Beer Does Not Make You Cool

PRINCETON, NJ -- A study conducted by the Sociology Department at Princeton University has determined that drinking light beer does not actually make you cool.
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Funny story: Albert Kayda Turns Himself in to Authorities

Albert Kayda Turns Himself in to Authorities

NAUGATUCK, CT -- After years of believing there was a government conspiracy to make him a scapegoat for terrorists activities all over the planet, Albert Kayda, 53, has surrendered himself to authorities.
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Funny story: US Airways Keeps Newborn Baby

US Airways Keeps Newborn Baby

PHILADELPHIA, PA--The airline carrier US Airways continues to plummet in customer satisfaction polls.
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Funny story: Man Eaten Alive by Gerbil

Man Eaten Alive by Gerbil

FORT WAYNE, IN -- Last night police found the half-eaten remains of Vic Reynolds in his second floor midtown apartment.
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Funny story: Michael Bay Slated to Direct "Three's Company - The Movie"

Michael Bay Slated to Direct "Three's Company - The Movie"

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Michael Bay, director of big budget action films like "Transformers: the Movie," "Bad Boys" and "Pearl Harbor" has tentatively signed on to direct his biggest film yet.
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Funny story: Man Convinced that one day he will find Internet Scam that is not a Scam

Man Convinced that one day he will find Internet Scam that is not a Scam

CONCORD, NH -- There are a growing number of scams run through spam e-mails and fake websites and countless numbers of people every year fall victim to Internet scams.
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Funny story: College Freshman Desperately Attempting to Prove that Nacho Cheese is Fifth Food Group

College Freshman Desperately Attempting to Prove that Nacho Cheese is Fifth Food Group

TAMPA, FL -- A college Freshman named Eddie Donaldson is on a quest that he says he will complete even if it kills him. Eddie, who has yet to declare a major at the University of South Florida, is thoroughly convinced that nacho cheese has to have s...
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Funny story: Body Spray Causes Cancer

Body Spray Causes Cancer

SCOTTSBLUFF, NE -- A group of dental tech students at Western Nebraska Community College have accidentally discovered that branded body sprays and body washes cause cancer in laboratory animals.
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Funny story: Hee Haw DVDs Responsible for Slew of Highway Fatalities

Hee Haw DVDs Responsible for Slew of Highway Fatalities

KINGMAN, AZ -- Darlene Quinn is a cashier at the Kingman, Arizona, Love's Truck Stop who is starting to think of herself of a merchant of death. She does, after all, sell beer, cigarettes and the "Hee Haw" DVDs that have caused no less...
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Funny story: Enthusiasm Low for Lars Ulrich Solo Project

Enthusiasm Low for Lars Ulrich Solo Project

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- Poor Lars Ulrich. Absolutely no one is in the least bit interested in the Metallica drummer's first solo release, a collection of his favorite Danish Christmas carols, tentatively called "Jule," (pronounced You-La)...
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Funny story: Utah Restaurant Declared National Disaster Site

Utah Restaurant Declared National Disaster Site

SALT LAKE CITY, UT -- It seemed like just another typical evening at the Chuck-A-Rama buffet on South State Street. Diners and employees alike had no idea about the magnitude of the carnage about to take place.
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