Vice President Dick Cheney said during a question and answer session on Tuesday that the rumors were true, and that he did in fact "Drink Sea Monkeys."...
WASHINGTON - Top White House officials announced that a previously unknown planet discovered on the outer rim of our solar system would henceforth be known as "Little Arbusto," and that calling the planet "Sedna" or any other name...
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