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Funny story: Scientists announce breakthrough

Scientists announce breakthrough

Scientists from a Newcastle Research Centre today announced that they are able to create sustainable genetic material that is 99% human and 1% animal. A spokesman for the Research Centre has stated in a press release to TheSpoof.com that the genet...
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Funny story: John Prescott Praised for defending Prime Minister.

John Prescott Praised for defending Prime Minister.

Following the attack during Prime ministers question time this week Tony Blair has announced that John Prescott is to receive a Knighthood after he lept to the defense of Ministers with no thought for his own safety.
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Funny story: FBI spying on Spoof writers.

FBI spying on Spoof writers.

The FBI announced it has been spying on writers for The Spoof after being given a presidential order to clamp down on satire.
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Funny story: George W Bush resorts to shock tactics.

George W Bush resorts to shock tactics.

George W Bush today took the unprecedented step of using "shock and awe" on the American public in order to get support for the presidential re-election campaign.
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Funny story: Ann Widicome reccomends Max Factor.

Ann Widicome reccomends Max Factor.

Ann Widicome today announced to a shocked press conference that she is quitting politics and going into modelling. "Having secured a deal with Max Factor worth in excess of three million pounds I am no longer going to be involved in the politica...
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Funny story: Glaxo Smithkline announces change.

Glaxo Smithkline announces change.

Glaxo Smithkline has announced changes to the labelling on bottles of flu medicine after an American Medical Association survey showed that young people use certain products to get high.
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Funny story: George W Bush in sex scandal.

George W Bush in sex scandal.

George W Bush's reputation took a severe bruising today as it was revealed that he had had an affair with a Whitehouse intern.
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Funny story: Rampage in Manchester OMNI center.

Rampage in Manchester OMNI center.

An un-named man today went on an attempted killing spree in the Greater Manchester Omni centre.
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Funny story: China "Not happy" at Bush statement.

China "Not happy" at Bush statement.

The Chinese government today said it was "deeply upset" at George W Bush's remarks to the Chinese ambassadors wife at a formal dinner party last night at the Chinese embassy in Washington.
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Funny story: Koppel defends stance.

Koppel defends stance.

Ted Koppel today defended his decision to read out the names of the US soldiers killed in Iraq to serve as a reminder to the American people that there is a war going on.
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Funny story: Tony Blair in yet another U-turn

Tony Blair in yet another U-turn

Tony Blair today almost screwed himself into the ground when he did such a quick U-turn.
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Funny story: Scientists clone Jesus.

Scientists clone Jesus.

The Californian institute for scientific research today revealed that not only had it successfully cloned a human being but that it chose to go for the big one and had cloned Jesus.
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Funny story: Aliens land, get bored, go home.

Aliens land, get bored, go home.

A high level intelligence officer in the United nations today revealed that aliens not only exist but that they have been in touch with the major governments of the world for over fifty years.
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Funny story: Rare Rabbie burns poem found could be "worth millions"

Rare Rabbie burns poem found could be "worth millions"

An unheard poem penned by the famous Scottish poet Robert "Rabbie" Burns was put on auction today at Sothebys in London and was said by experts to potentially be worth more that 2 million pounds.
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Funny story: Pete 'n Dud to play edinburgh festival.

Pete 'n Dud to play edinburgh festival.

The corpses of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are to do a one off special show at the Edinburgh festival fringe this year.
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Funny story: Enquiry to be held.

Enquiry to be held.

The Scottish parliament today launched an enquiry to see why the enquiry on the spiralling cost of the Scottish parliament building has cost as much as it did.
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Funny story: Giant crustaceans terrorize Dover seaport.

Giant crustaceans terrorize Dover seaport.

The British army has been recalled from Iraq today as an emergency situation has arisen in a seaside town in Kent.
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Funny story: Food additives blamed for pregnant MP

Food additives blamed for pregnant MP

Scientists from the World Health Organisation today claimed that the chemical additives in food is the direct cause of Pregnant man syndrome (PMS).
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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