Scientists from a Newcastle Research Centre today announced that they are able to create sustainable genetic material that is 99% human and 1% animal.
A spokesman for the Research Centre has stated in a press release to TheSpoof.com that the genet...
Following the attack during Prime ministers question time this week Tony Blair has announced that John Prescott is to receive a Knighthood after he lept to the defense of Ministers with no thought for his own safety.
The FBI announced it has been spying on writers for The Spoof after being given a presidential order to clamp down on satire.
George W Bush today took the unprecedented step of using "shock and awe" on the American public in order to get support for the presidential re-election campaign.
Ann Widicome today announced to a shocked press conference that she is quitting politics and going into modelling. "Having secured a deal with Max Factor worth in excess of three million pounds I am no longer going to be involved in the politica...
Glaxo Smithkline has announced changes to the labelling on bottles of flu medicine after an American Medical Association survey showed that young people use certain products to get high.
George W Bush's reputation took a severe bruising today as it was revealed that he had had an affair with a Whitehouse intern.
An un-named man today went on an attempted killing spree in the Greater Manchester Omni centre.
The Chinese government today said it was "deeply upset" at George W Bush's remarks to the Chinese ambassadors wife at a formal dinner party last night at the Chinese embassy in Washington.
Ted Koppel today defended his decision to read out the names of the US soldiers killed in Iraq to serve as a reminder to the American people that there is a war going on.
Tony Blair today almost screwed himself into the ground when he did such a quick U-turn.
The Californian institute for scientific research today revealed that not only had it successfully cloned a human being but that it chose to go for the big one and had cloned Jesus.
A high level intelligence officer in the United nations today revealed that aliens not only exist but that they have been in touch with the major governments of the world for over fifty years.
An unheard poem penned by the famous Scottish poet Robert "Rabbie" Burns was put on auction today at Sothebys in London and was said by experts to potentially be worth more that 2 million pounds.
The corpses of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are to do a one off special show at the Edinburgh festival fringe this year.
The Scottish parliament today launched an enquiry to see why the enquiry on the spiralling cost of the Scottish parliament building has cost as much as it did.
The British army has been recalled from Iraq today as an emergency situation has arisen in a seaside town in Kent.
Scientists from the World Health Organisation today claimed that the chemical additives in food is the direct cause of Pregnant man syndrome (PMS).
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