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Hillary Clinton to run for Pope

Funny story: Hillary Clinton to run for Pope

Hillary Rodham Clinton, the junior United States Senator from New York, and a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2008 presidential election, has announced that if she is not elected President she will run for Pope.

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Hannah Montana Rocks, Britney Spears Sucks and Madonna Blows

Funny story: Hannah Montana Rocks, Britney Spears Sucks and Madonna Blows

In an effort to get maximum points for a story on TheSpoof.com a writer has hired a statistician to do a detailed study of previous 'winners'.

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Don't Drink the Dehydrated Water

Funny story: Don't Drink the Dehydrated Water

A forensic scientist studying the DNA of water in the English University of Cambridge has made some startling findings that may cause us to think twice before ever drinking tap water again.

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Ellen deGeneres and the Paris Hilton Snatch

Funny story: Ellen deGeneres and the Paris Hilton Snatch

An astonishing news release from the Los Angeles District Attorney's office this morning reveals that Ellen deGeneres thought about snatching Paris Hilton's pooch last night.

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eBay to Quit Auctions

Funny story: eBay to Quit Auctions

San Jose, Calif. - Online auctioneer eBay Inc.(EBAY) in a press release this morning has announced that it is to phase out it's auction business.

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Hannah Montana headed for rehab

Funny story: Hannah Montana headed for rehab

It seems the father of Hannah Montana has his head firmly screwed on. Billy Ray Cyrus announced this morning that his daughter Miley, who plays the Disney character Hannah Montana will go into rehab next week for a short stay. After completing rehab...

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Ted Kennedy's Head is Still Growing at Phenomenal Rate.

Funny story: Ted Kennedy's Head is Still Growing at Phenomenal Rate.

BOSTON - Senator Edward Kennedy underwent surgery Friday at Massachusetts General Hospital. The operation, performed by Dr. Richard Cambria, the hospital's chief of vascular surgery, was completed without complications, and the Massachusetts Demo...

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Major EBAY Acquisition Announced

Funny story: Major EBAY Acquisition Announced

San Jose, California - In one of the largest and most lucrative transactions in the world of mergers and acquisitions eBay Inc (EBAY) announced today that it has completed the deal to buy China.

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China Executes Number 24

China has bowed to pressure from Wal-Mart and executed number 24. The unprecedented action taken by the Chinese authorities has brought down world wide condemnation on the communist state.

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Garry Kasparov has tested positive for Steroid use

Funny story: Garry Kasparov has tested positive for Steroid use

Russian Grandmaster and former World Chess Champion and all round nice guy, Garry Kasparov has tested positive for steroids. Kasparov has been doing some serious training since he challenged Vladimir Putin to a chess duel for the Premiership of Russi...

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Olympic Gold Medal for Eddie The Eagle

Funny story: Olympic Gold Medal for Eddie The Eagle

Eddie the Eagle Edwards thought the International Olympic Committee (IOC) were taking the piste when he was informed that he was to be awarded the Gold Medal for his efforts in the 1988 Calgary Games.

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Marion Jones Gives Back Medals

Funny story: Marion Jones Gives Back Medals

Marion Jones has given up the five medals she won at the Sydney Olympics, days after admitting she used performance-enhancing drugs. What happens next is up to the International Olympic Committee.

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Nobel Prize for the Appendix Scientists

Funny story: Nobel Prize for the Appendix Scientists

Two US scientists and their Irish collaborator have been awarded the Nobel Prize for medicine for their ground-breaking work in discovering what the appendix is for.

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Speeding Ticket for Jeff Gordon

Funny story: Speeding Ticket for Jeff Gordon

Kansas City rookie cop Jose Molina thought he had been given a defective radar gun last Sunday after the first car he pointed the device at appeared to be travelling at an astonishing 183 miles per hour.

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Osama Bin Laden Loses Left Arm

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Loses Left Arm

We cannot confirm that Osama Bin Laden was in a drunken stupor when he fell asleep on a Pakistani hillside last month, however, we have absolute proof that when he was awakened next morning by his mistress his left arm was missing from the elbow down...

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Snoop Doggy Dogg Savages Michael Vick

Funny story: Snoop Doggy Dogg Savages Michael Vick

Police in Atlanta are calling it a brutal and savage attack the likes of which has not been seen in that city for days. Police have charged Snoop Dogg, real name Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. with felony first degree assault on the person of Vick. The...

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Hillary Clinton has Sex Change

Funny story: Hillary Clinton has Sex Change

Speculation surrounding the disappearance of Hillary Clinton from the Presidential campaign trail is at a fevor pitch. The Senator from New York has not been seen in California for almost a month and many other States report that it has been even lon...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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