Pizza Time Theatre Inc., the parent company of Chuck E. Cheese restaurants has announced that Chuck E. Cheese Game Tokens (CECGT) will no longer be pegged to the dollar, but will instead be tied to a basket of currencies, including the Swiss franc, t...
In a bid thought to pander to the anti-war wings of both the Democratic and Republican parties, Rudy Giuliani today announced what he is calling "A messy but bloodless solution to the Iraq War". His plan is to invite all tribal leaders of t...
After analyzing massive amounts of seismic data, scientists for the Global Earthquake Detection Authority (GEDA) announced today that the long predicted massive California earthquake will happen at least two weeks later than previously thought.
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