Chicago sports personality Jay Mariotti has officially that he will no longer make references to an incident in which White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen slurred the columnist with a term that insults homosexuals.
Former AT&T CEO Ed Whitacre paid a visit to a Schaumburg, Illinois golf clubhouse on Tuesday to mooch drinks from and mock 60 freshly laid-off employees.
A new Harris interactive poll shows that 62% of Americans have no use for polls in their lives.
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