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London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design

Funny story: London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design

'Camouflage is critical in giving our troops every advantage in battle,' Air Chief Marshal Sir Stuart Peach, Chief of the Defence Staff, told a London press conference this month. 'This is why we've worked extensively with London cyclists to enhance...

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Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives

Funny story: Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives

UK polling organisations have today published their predictions for the June 8th UK General Election. They forecast unanimously that the Conservatives will suffer a crushing defeat, losing their majority in parliament. The pollsters have furthe...

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President Trump Trashes Oval Office

Funny story: President Trump Trashes Oval Office

White House sources have confirmed that President Trump has caused considerable damage to the Oval Office. 'He turned over tables,' reported one source, 'upended chairs, ripped curtaining and threw paintings out of smashed windows onto the White H...

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Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution

Funny story: Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution

Activists from the EU referendum Remain Campaign are continuing with plans to pursue criminal prosecutions for many of those who voted to leave the EU. 'We do not wish to be divisive or retaliatory,' said a spokesman for the activists, 'but advice...

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Will The Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up?

Funny story: Will The Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up?

In early November 2016, Scotland's first minister, Nicola Sturgeon, expressed more clearly than many other world leaders the hope that Donald Trump, when in office, would be very different from the Donald Trump she had witnessed on the presidential c...

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Major Companies Consider Revision Of Recorded Messages For Customers Waiting For A Call To Be Answered

Funny story: Major Companies Consider Revision Of Recorded Messages For Customers Waiting For A Call To Be Answered

A recent survey of its members by the UK consumer group, Which?, has identified the most annoying elements of recorded messages played to customers who are waiting for their calls to be answered. The most irritating phrase contains a reassurance t...

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Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters

Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters

In the final run-up to the US presidential elections, Hillary Clinton is hoping to ensure victory by winning-over the one demographic group that Donald Trump has yet failed to insult or alienate. That group consists of white American men without a...

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Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

Funny story: Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

New editions of two major mental disorder classification manuals are to list Trump-Corbyn Syndrome (TCS) as a mental disorder. The naming of the condition was inspired by the behaviour of Donald Trump's supporters in the US and Jeremy Corbyn's sup...

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Britain In Shock As Michael Gove Reveals The True Reason He Ceased To Endorse Boris Johnson For British Prime Minister

Funny story: Britain In Shock As Michael Gove Reveals The True Reason He Ceased To Endorse Boris Johnson For British Prime Minister

Michael Gove, the former Secretary of State for Justice, stunned Britain today when he revealed at a press conference the true reason why he had ceased to endorse Boris Johnson as a candidate for British Prime Minister. 'The truth is,' admitted a...

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Popularity Rating Of Boris Johnson Plummets In Wake Of EU Referendum Campaign

Funny story: Popularity Rating Of Boris Johnson Plummets In Wake Of EU Referendum Campaign

Recent polls have confirmed that the popularity of Boris Johnson amongst the British public has dramatically declined since 22nd February 2016. 'I'd never thought too hard about it,' said John Smith, a typical UK resident, 'but, in the past, me mi...

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Public Resort To The Supernatural To Decide EU Referendum Decision

Funny story: Public Resort To The Supernatural To Decide EU Referendum Decision

A MORI poll published yesterday indicates that many UK residents have abandoned reason as a means of making a decision in the EU referendum. They are instead planning to seek guidance from supernatural sources. 'It has become increasingly apparent...

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Revised UK Department Of Health Guidance On Alcohol Consumption Meets With Widespread Anger And Criticism

Funny story: Revised UK Department Of Health Guidance On Alcohol Consumption Meets With Widespread Anger And Criticism

Revised UK Department of Health guidance on alcohol consumption has met with widespread anger and criticism. 'Government cuts have now gone too far,' said John Smith, a typical British drinker. 'First they reduce spending on essential public servi...

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Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Funny story: Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Lord Sebastian Coe, Chair of the British Olympic Association, today conceded that running, as a spectator sport, is boring. 'The Sochi Winter Olympics has once again shown us all,' Lord Coe told the BBC, 'that any number of visually interesting co...

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Customers Unsettled By Bank PR Campaigns

Funny story: Customers Unsettled By Bank PR Campaigns

Customers of UK High Street Banks are increasingly reporting their unease about the recent trend for banks to demonstrate excessive goodwill and courtesy towards customers. 'I only dropped into Nat West to use the cashpoint,' said one customer. 'O...

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Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

Funny story: Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

The Government has today announced plans aimed at reducing the number of road accidents involving cyclists. 'Successive governments have been worried about the safety of cyclists in Britain for very many years,' admitted Secretary of State for Tra...

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President Obama Brings Happiness To A Child

Funny story: President Obama Brings Happiness To A Child

US President, Barack Obama, today brought a delighted smile to the face of a ten year old English girl. 'I lost my mobile phone last month,' explained Sophie Harris from Cornwall, England. 'I was really, really upset as it had details of all my fr...

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Continued Failure To Vet Beef Supplies Would Result In Flogging A Dead Horse, Says Food Industry

Funny story: Continued Failure To Vet Beef Supplies Would Result In Flogging A Dead Horse, Says Food Industry

Tesco, Findus, Aldi and other food suppliers named in the recent horsemeat revelations, today formed a consortium to try to re-establish confidence in their beef products, and to put the meat-contamination scandal behind them. 'We do not wish to b...

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General Synod To Vote On A Boycott Of The Laws Of Physics

Funny story: General Synod To Vote On A Boycott Of The Laws Of Physics

Controversy within the Church of England has intensified today on the eve of a crucial vote by the General Synod as to whether Christians should defy some of the laws of physics. 'We are sick of scientists not taking seriously our religious Truths...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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