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A White house spokesperson who wishes to remain anonymous with close ties to Washington and Pentagon Official, said he does not wish to reveal his sources at this time.
Bush said in a press interview this morning that the two biggest threats to the US are Al Quaeda in Iraq, a totally fabricated enemy, and Iran who haven't attacked any one in 400 years. Therefore we can cut the defense budget by 95%.
President G. W. Bush has agreed with OPEC proposal that the US will achieve the same fuel usage efficiency per capita as the most lenient users, "and America can achieve this in six months" he added.
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