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Funny story: Sexy Socks help Nerds get laid

Sexy Socks help Nerds get laid

An enterprising geography teacher has designed a pair of socks that will help remove the nerd from the herd. As a bonus, they can be worn in bed without giving a girl the creeps.
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Funny story: Biofuel flight linked to "Chippy" purchase.

Biofuel flight linked to "Chippy" purchase.

The first flight by a commercial airline to be powered partly by bio-fuel is being linked to the purchase of Scotland's top chip shop.
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Funny story: Injury Lawyer sues himself

Injury Lawyer sues himself

Personal Injury Lawyer Phil Mepoketz, has filed a negligence claim against himself after suffering a paper-cut whilst filling in a lottery slip at work.
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Funny story: Stealth Suit for Traffic Wardens

Stealth Suit for Traffic Wardens

Ticket wielding Parking Attendants are to be issued with new technology "Stealth Suits" to render them invisible to motorists.
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Funny story: Sailor "Fired" from Attack Sub

Sailor "Fired" from Attack Sub

A Royal Navy submariner was fired from a torpedo tube on the latest Hunter Killer Attack submarine HMS Astute, currently undergoing acceptance trials in a secret location. The unharmed but shaken Sailor was polishing the interior of the torpedo tub...
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Planned Parenthood (PPH) Signs A Contract For Collection of More Parts

Due to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.
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