An enterprising geography teacher has designed a pair of socks that will help remove the nerd from the herd. As a bonus, they can be worn in bed without giving a girl the creeps.
The first flight by a commercial airline to be powered partly by bio-fuel is being linked to the purchase of Scotland's top chip shop.
Personal Injury Lawyer Phil Mepoketz, has filed a negligence claim against himself after suffering a paper-cut whilst filling in a lottery slip at work.
Ticket wielding Parking Attendants are to be issued with new technology "Stealth Suits" to render them invisible to motorists.
A Royal Navy submariner was fired from a torpedo tube on the latest Hunter Killer Attack submarine HMS Astute, currently undergoing acceptance trials in a secret location. The unharmed but shaken Sailor was polishing the interior of the torpedo tub...