Bruce Domso of Columbus, OH announced that he is finally breaking up with his fake facebook girlfriend Janelle after five months.
Originally created by two of Domso's college friends, Domso said Janelle was becoming "far too controlling" and y...
Dirk Moncrief, star of the action film "DieWalker" series, was recently voted the nicest guy in Tinseltown, and referred to by many as "Way less of a douchebag than most other Hollywood celebrities."
One key grip explained that while Moncrief...
President Obama recently reassured the nation that taxes would indeed go up, but only for other people.
"If you're afraid of taxes going up, they will, but not for you. For others, maybe, but not you." the President stated in a speech to the...
Actress Eva Longoria admitted yesterday that her work on cold fusion, highly praised by the scientific community, was "basically a rehash of a Belgian physicist's work done ten years ago" and isn't worth half the attention it's getting.
Speakin...
Amateur astronomer Nils Snowberry explained how he has been trying to observe the ringed planet "when it wasn't aware he was looking."
Snowberry said he could swear that the ring structure shifts in angle when he takes too long to set up his te...
Vice President Joe Biden defended himself against critics who say he may not be well suited to the job of Vice President by asserting, in clear terms, that he has "lots of brainyness" and "can count
real high and add too."
Speaking before...
A group of rock stars have recently emphatically demanded that Republican political candidates not use the groups' songs in a effort to make themselves believe that anyone actually cares or is listening.
The well known 1980's group "Mungo Je...
The President's re election campaign committee demanded to see the dental records of Mitt Romney going back at least three years.
"The American people deserve a president with good teeth, especially since health care will be in shambles in a f...
David Jonber set a new world record for playing 600 games of chess simultaneously. He also broke the record for most games lost in a single day, all 600.
"Wow" Jonber was quoted as saying, "What a thrill. This is especially exciting as I have o...
The latest nuclear missile attempt by North Korea has inexplicably exploded while being studied on a modeling program on a Macintosh personal computer, sources inside North Korea have reported.
A spokesman for the source said he had "really nev...
The President assured the American people that he and the middle class were just friends, and nothing "funny" was going on.
"I care about the middle class. I'm a friend to the middle class, and want the American people to know that" the President...
Facebook announced that it will now track how many comments made by members that are "inane, pointless or just plain douchelike."
In what some call an assault on our privacy, the on line social network will gather data on postings considered il...
A recent study by the University of Wisconsin shows that the term "amazing" when used to describe others may be less accurate than believed.
The researchers came to this conclusion after following the lives of dozens of girlfriends, boyfriends,...
Elin Nordegren, the ex wife of Tiger Woods sent shock waves through the world when she destroyed her 12 million dollar home recently.
A spokesman for Woods said he "found it hard to believe that a privileged and obscenely wealthy young woman wi...
Presidential candidate Rick Perry made what may be the most devastating mistake in the history of this nation last night when he forgot the name of an agency he would eliminate. Or some department or office. Whatever it was, it was a mistake of epic...
The hit TV show "The Biggest Loser" recently passed a milestone by airing it's 180th episode with no fatal incidents.
A spokesman for the show said he "was sure someone would have had a stroke or heart attack by now, or just strangled one of th...
Major league baseball players promised to do more spitting as the season draws to a close.
League spokesman Dirk Ritley said that with the approaching playoff season, fans expect the players' spitting to reach a peak as well. He stated "People tho...
President Obama admitted this week he was frustrated with President Obama's performance as a president and was beginning to question his decision to vote for him.
"I guess when I voted for him I expected change to happen." the President stated...