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Funny story:  Mock Apple Pie Made With Mock Ritz Crackers

Mock Apple Pie Made With Mock Ritz Crackers

Toppi Vilalgo of Cedar Junction, Nebraska recently made a mock apple pie using imitation Ritz crackers she made from various foods she found around her kitchen. Ms. Vilalgo stated "First off, I can afford a few apples, but when I read about mak...
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Funny story:  "Latina Shemale" Pornstar Revealed Actually To Be French!

"Latina Shemale" Pornstar Revealed Actually To Be French!

Porn performer Samannthaa Coxxx, for years billed as "The Latina Shemale" was revealed today actually to be from Paris, much to the shock of her legions of fans. A teary eyed Coxxx faced an inquisitive press with contrition, apologizing to her...
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Funny story:  After Tragedy, Townspeople Turn Into "Big Bunch of Jerks"

After Tragedy, Townspeople Turn Into "Big Bunch of Jerks"

A gas plant explosion in the small town of Highwater, KS is the type of thing that can bring out the best in people. They band together, help each other, generally pitch in and get through the crisis. Highwater had a different idea, however. T...
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Funny story:  Toyota announes new nitrogen powered car for two million dollars

Toyota announes new nitrogen powered car for two million dollars

Toyota announced that next year's offerings of energy efficient cars will include their new "Nitrorider" vehicle, capable of achieving speeds close to 50 miles an hour on a tank of liquid nitrogen. A spokesman for the company said that while t...
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Funny story:  Four Preakness horses test positive for horsemeat

Four Preakness horses test positive for horsemeat

The National Racing Association announced today that four entrants into the recent Preakness tested positive for horsemeat. A spokesman for the group said that this was a "dark day in horseracing, darker that that day when it was really dark mo...
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Funny story:  Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Bruce Domso of Columbus, OH announced that he is finally breaking up with his fake facebook girlfriend Janelle after five months. Originally created by two of Domso's college friends, Domso said Janelle was becoming "far too controlling" and y...
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Funny story:  Nicest guy in Hollywood is much less of an a-hole than everyone else

Nicest guy in Hollywood is much less of an a-hole than everyone else

Dirk Moncrief, star of the action film "DieWalker" series, was recently voted the nicest guy in Tinseltown, and referred to by many as "Way less of a douchebag than most other Hollywood celebrities." One key grip explained that while Moncrief...
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Funny story:  President Obama promises that taxes will go up "for everyone but you"

President Obama promises that taxes will go up "for everyone but you"

President Obama recently reassured the nation that taxes would indeed go up, but only for other people. "If you're afraid of taxes going up, they will, but not for you. For others, maybe, but not you." the President stated in a speech to the...
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Funny story:  Eva Longoria's tearful admission: My work with cold fusion was derivative

Eva Longoria's tearful admission: My work with cold fusion was derivative

Actress Eva Longoria admitted yesterday that her work on cold fusion, highly praised by the scientific community, was "basically a rehash of a Belgian physicist's work done ten years ago" and isn't worth half the attention it's getting. Speakin...
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Funny story:  Innovative astronomer tries to "sneak up" on Saturn

Innovative astronomer tries to "sneak up" on Saturn

Amateur astronomer Nils Snowberry explained how he has been trying to observe the ringed planet "when it wasn't aware he was looking." Snowberry said he could swear that the ring structure shifts in angle when he takes too long to set up his te...
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Funny story:  Joe Biden throws arms wide, exclaims: "I have this much smartness!"

Joe Biden throws arms wide, exclaims: "I have this much smartness!"

Vice President Joe Biden defended himself against critics who say he may not be well suited to the job of Vice President by asserting, in clear terms, that he has "lots of brainyness" and "can count real high and add too." Speaking before...
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Funny story:  Rock stars become latest celebrities to think people are paying attention to them

Rock stars become latest celebrities to think people are paying attention to them

A group of rock stars have recently emphatically demanded that Republican political candidates not use the groups' songs in a effort to make themselves believe that anyone actually cares or is listening. The well known 1980's group "Mungo Je...
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Funny story:  President Obama demands to see Mitt Romney's dental records

President Obama demands to see Mitt Romney's dental records

The President's re election campaign committee demanded to see the dental records of Mitt Romney going back at least three years. "The American people deserve a president with good teeth, especially since health care will be in shambles in a f...
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Funny story:  Chess player plays 600 games simultaneously, loses every one

Chess player plays 600 games simultaneously, loses every one

David Jonber set a new world record for playing 600 games of chess simultaneously. He also broke the record for most games lost in a single day, all 600. "Wow" Jonber was quoted as saying, "What a thrill. This is especially exciting as I have o...
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Funny story:  North Korean nuclear missile explodes during planning stage

North Korean nuclear missile explodes during planning stage

The latest nuclear missile attempt by North Korea has inexplicably exploded while being studied on a modeling program on a Macintosh personal computer, sources inside North Korea have reported. A spokesman for the source said he had "really nev...
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Funny story:  President Obama insists he and the middle class are "just friends"

President Obama insists he and the middle class are "just friends"

The President assured the American people that he and the middle class were just friends, and nothing "funny" was going on. "I care about the middle class. I'm a friend to the middle class, and want the American people to know that" the President...
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Funny story:  Facebook to track "douchebagginess" of comments

Facebook to track "douchebagginess" of comments

Facebook announced that it will now track how many comments made by members that are "inane, pointless or just plain douchelike." In what some call an assault on our privacy, the on line social network will gather data on postings considered il...
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Funny story:  Study shows people to be "less amazing" than previously thought

Study shows people to be "less amazing" than previously thought

A recent study by the University of Wisconsin shows that the term "amazing" when used to describe others may be less accurate than believed. The researchers came to this conclusion after following the lives of dozens of girlfriends, boyfriends,...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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