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New Vehicle from Ford: "Not Your Grandfather's Car"

Funny story: New Vehicle from Ford: "Not Your Grandfather's Car"

Deerborne, MI-- Ford Motor Company unveiled plans for its highly anticipated 2006 model "Equis LX," a vehicle that may very well revolutionize the automotive industry.

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Survivor All-Stars Finale: Amber Wins, Boston Rob Proposes, Jenna Pregnant

Funny story: Survivor All-Stars Finale: Amber Wins, Boston Rob Proposes, Jenna Pregnant

Madison Square Garden, NY- In a live CBS broadcast, Amber walked away with the $1 million prize and a modest diamond engagement ring from Boston Rob, in the season finale of "Survivor."...

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Hubble Telescope Confirms Origin of Universe

Cape Canaveral, Florida- NASA scientists are elated with the newest findings from the Hubble telescope. The powerful telescope recently sent back images so far away, and so old, that they are believed to be pictures of the very beginning of t...

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Goldilocks Sues Three Bears

Funny story: Goldilocks Sues Three Bears

The Forest- Speaking up for herself after years of silence, Goldilocks confirmed her intent to "sue the pants off" the three bears. "I've undergone years of therapy," said the golden-locked beauty, "I'm sure you can imagine, post-traumatic st...

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Face the Spoof: Dan Rather

Funny story: Face the Spoof: Dan Rather

I caught up to CBS anchorman Dan Rather outside his studio in New York. Wearing a dark grey suit and tie, he looked every inch the respected journalist he is.

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Canada Joins E.U.

Funny story: Canada Joins E.U.

Toronto, Canada- Baffling geographers around the globe, Canada officially became a member of the European Union this morning.

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Surprise Swedish Find: Smoking Cure for Alzheimer's

Funny story: Surprise Swedish Find: Smoking Cure for Alzheimer's

Stockholm, Sweden-The latest news from the Swedish Institute of Health reveals a surprising new find in geriatrics. Smokers are 86% less likely to suffer fro...

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Bush IQ Lower Than Toddler's

Washington, DC- When President George Bush lost a friendly bet with a friend last week, he didn't expect to enter into an IQ test competition with the friend's 2 1/2 year old daughter. Most of his aides didn't expect him to lose.

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Britney Spears Married Again: "I'm a Slave 4U, Christina"

Funny story: Britney Spears Married Again: "I'm a Slave 4U, Christina"

Las Vegas, Nevada- In an attempt to recover from stagnant record sales, Britney Spears once again got drunk and married in Las Vegas. This time her victim, er spouse, is none other than dueling pop diva Christina Aguilera.

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Logic: A Thing of the Past

Funny story: Logic: A Thing of the Past

After careful deliberation, the National Science Board decided logic is an outdated principle. As a result, it is expected that logic will be removed from all day-to-day applications. Logically, however, that is unlikely to occur.

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Old MacDonald had a Cow

Funny story: Old MacDonald had a Cow

Lima, Indiana- In a case of artificial insemination gone terribly awry, a dairy farmer in rural Indiana gave birth today to a Holstein calf. A neighbor described the incident as "horrific and somewhat unsettling."...

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New Children's Vitamin-- Is it up to Speed?

Funny story: New Children's Vitamin-- Is it up to Speed?

Washington, DC- Many parents are outraged today after hearing the US Department of Education's plans to begin daily distribution of Flintstone vitamins in all public schools. The new vitamin contains the recommended daily allowances of all majo...

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Kentucky Wins NCAA Tournament

Funny story: Kentucky Wins NCAA Tournament

Lexington, KY- In what is being called the "shortest March Madness ever," the top-seeded University of Kentucky wildcats have been awarded the NCAA mens basketball trophy, without playing a single tournament game.

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Clinton-Bin Laden Wedding Jubilee: Britney Spears, Janet Jackson's Nipple No-Shows

Orlando, FL- Two cultures blended beautifully today in a touching ceremony joining Osama Bin Laden and Chelsea Clinton in holy matrimony.

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PETA Takes a Bite out of Roadkill

Funny story: PETA Takes a Bite out of Roadkill

Los Angeles, CA-As People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) begins its annual spring fundraising drive, it has released a new series of billboards across the nation's highways. The newest ad campaign features photographs of pancaked raccoo...

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Bush Releases Campaign Ads

Funny story: Bush Releases Campaign Ads

Washington, DC--Now that the Democrats have finally selected a presidential candidate, President George Bush's campaign released a series of television ads this week. The ads focus on Bush's leadership during "difficult times" yet oddly conta...

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Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed

Funny story: Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed

Hollywood, CA- Surprising Christians and pornography viewers alike, porn star Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy and televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker Messner announced plans to wed.

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Bush Proposes "Wetback to Work" Plan

Funny story: Bush Proposes "Wetback to Work" Plan

Washington, DC--After receiving criticism from many Americans about his new illegal Mexican immigrant work plan, President George W. Bush has unveiled a newer and more astonishing plan, adoringly known as the "Wetback to Work" plan.

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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