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Ray Gobling gets a good spanking for smothering his lover

Funny story: Ray Gobling gets a good spanking for smothering his lover

Ray Gobling got a good spanking today according to the Poof Gazete for admitting smothering his lover. "I have no regrets" said Gobling. "I used a duck down pillow and he was going to die in any event." Inspector Ben Dover from the Wankershire...

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Police ban truncheon over "dildo" complaints.

Funny story: Police ban truncheon over "dildo" complaints.

The Son Newspaper learned today that police forces around the UK are to ban the old truncheon after receiving complaints they have been used as "dildo's". According to a secret memo the Chief Constable of Murkeyside Constabulary has banned the use...

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Gordon Brown seen as the Messiah

Funny story: Gordon Brown seen as the Messiah

Gordon Brown leads the world by nationalising the UK banking system reports ratters. Son of a minister Gordon Brown is seen as the "Messiah" as the world economic nears meltdown. "I had no option," Gordon stated. "Money is the root of all evil...

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Chief Constable orders 50,000 'plastic bobbies'!

Funny story: Chief Constable orders 50,000 'plastic bobbies'!

London (Phantom Press) - Our community correspondent has seen a secret document and apparently one Chief Constable is thinking of placing an order for 50,000 'plastic bobbies'.

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Mervyn King on Northern Rock says "buy Mars bars"

Funny story: Mervyn King on Northern Rock says "buy Mars bars"

London (Phantom press) - It's been a bad week for the BOE governor after a grilling from the select committee on the Northern Rock fiasco.

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Run on Toilet rolls as Northern Rock goes down the pan

London (champion news) There has been a run on toilet paper since the Northern Rock story broke wind!...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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