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Crows Cash in on Nesting Crises

Funny story: Crows Cash in on Nesting Crises

Following recent reports of squirrels in the East End of London, forming together into collective farms, harvesting crops and exporting snails to France, animal experts are reporting an incredible development among the local crow population.

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Sir Minge Resigns: Was he Pushed, or did the Zimmer Collapse?

Funny story: Sir Minge Resigns: Was he Pushed, or did the Zimmer Collapse?

It's official! Sir Minge Campbell has resigned as sort-of leader of the Leb/Dim party type thing. The race is now on to find his sort-of successor type thingy.

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Brian Blessed Admits He is Crap Actor

Funny story: Brian Blessed Admits He is Crap Actor

After a merciless onslaught of criticism from everyone in the world, including Amazonian pygmies, Inuit hermits and even babies not even born yet, Brian Blessed has given in and admitted that he is a very crap actor indeed

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Marcel Marceau Funeral Plans

Funny story: Marcel Marceau Funeral Plans

I can exclusively reveal some of the preparations for the funeral service of the great French mime artist Marcel Marceau.

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Squirrels Become Farmers

Funny story: Squirrels Become Farmers

Scientists believe an extraordinary evolution is occurring in squirrels. They are evolving from opportunist scroungers to farmers.

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Sir Minge Goes for Old

Funny story: Sir Minge Goes for Old

In a fighting speech at the Lib-Dem conference today, Sir Minge Campbell, their sort of leader, announced that far from his age being a hindrance it will be an election winner.

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Sir Minge Admits Liking Young Turkeys

Funny story: Sir Minge Admits Liking Young Turkeys

In an astonishing confession today on the BBC's 'World at One', Sir Minge Camp-bell, sort of Lib Dem leader, admitted that he likes young turkeys.

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