World Leaders today welcomed the United Nation's decision to exile anyone with even a vague interest in IT to permanent residency in the virtual online world of SecondLife.
Scientists have at last proven that whenever anything happens, that someone, somewhere is ultimately to blame. Proving once and for all that there is no such thing as personal responsibility.
Home secretary Jacqui Smith faced embarrassing questions in the House yesterday after her claim that the majority of jobs created since Labour came to power in 1997 had been filled by home grown British Workers was disproved by figures released by th...
Tokyo, Japan - The head of computer gaming giant, Nintendo admitted yesterday that the company had deliberately not manufactured enough of their Wii game consoles to satisfy demand.
The controversy keeps mounting up and yet another mainstream entertainment medium has been embroiled in a plot to fleece the unsuspecting public and contributors of their hard earned goodwill.
Now unshackled for the first time from the decade of abuse he endured in his fairy tale marriage to Gordon Brown, Tony Blair has revealed the real truth behind the closed doors at Number 10 (and 11), Downing Street exclusively to the...
Disappointed with the World Cup Final defeat against South Africa, Jonny Wilkinson, the English 'David Beckham' has placed the entire blame for England's loss on Buddha.
The 'Whit Car' annual study of car ownership was released yesterday and contained a number of surprises, most notably, that 'Wankers' are now more likely to own an Audi than a BMW, with the A...
Londonengland, England - A vacationing Ohio doctor found himself on the wrong end of British law yesterday when coming to the aid of a woman that had fallen heavily on her backside at Kings Cross Station.
One half of the team that first calculated that structure of DNA was the double helix, James Watson has created uproar by claiming that 'U.S. Presidents are genetically predisposed to having lower I.Q's than Leaders from...
The Sporting Spoof tipster, 'the Macster', has been adopted by the England Rugby Team as their lucky mascot following pre-match assessments of their quarter-final and semi-final battles against much...
The rugby shaped void in Welsh School Curriculum's following the Welsh Assembly's decision to ban rugby from Wales has at last been filled with the inventi...
In a embittered and scathing press conference today, ex-Liberal-Democrat leader Sir Menzies 'Ming' Campbell apportioned the blame for his resignation on the media's apparent obsession with his ma...
Once hailed as the land of rugby and song, the Welsh love affair with the oval ball game is soon to come to an acrimonious end.
Experts for house builders Bellend Homes have contradicted figures from the Royal Institute of Chartered Surveyors, stating that they expect house prices to rise at least 52% over the next two years across Britain - except for ev...
The BBC has come in for more criticism after the 'Scott Walker' Imagine documentary when it announced that the prestigious Christmas Day schedule would include the movie 'Citizen Yentob'.
World, Wide and Web, the international conglomerate responsible for the running of the internet today announced that on midnight of 14th October 2007, for the first time ever in its history, the entire internet would have to be closed for &#...
Stade de France, Paris - England coach Brian Ashton has told the French team to not even bother turning up for this evening's Rugby World Cup Semi-Final, 'if they know what's good for them.'...