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World's Computer Programmers to be Exiled to SecondLife

Funny story: World's Computer Programmers to be Exiled to SecondLife

World Leaders today welcomed the United Nation's decision to exile anyone with even a vague interest in IT to permanent residency in the virtual online world of SecondLife.

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Somebody Somewhere to Blame for Everything

Funny story: Somebody Somewhere to Blame for Everything

Scientists have at last proven that whenever anything happens, that someone, somewhere is ultimately to blame. Proving once and for all that there is no such thing as personal responsibility.

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Immigrants Stealing British Workers Jobs

Funny story: Immigrants Stealing British Workers Jobs

Home secretary Jacqui Smith faced embarrassing questions in the House yesterday after her claim that the majority of jobs created since Labour came to power in 1997 had been filled by home grown British Workers was disproved by figures released by th...

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Nintendo Own Up to Deliberate Shortage of Wiis

Funny story: Nintendo Own Up to Deliberate Shortage of Wiis

Tokyo, Japan - The head of computer gaming giant, Nintendo admitted yesterday that the company had deliberately not manufactured enough of their Wii game consoles to satisfy demand.

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Yet Another Phone-in/Ratings Controversy Rips off an Unsuspecting Public on TheSpoof.com

Funny story: Yet Another Phone-in/Ratings Controversy Rips off an Unsuspecting Public on TheSpoof.com

The controversy keeps mounting up and yet another mainstream entertainment medium has been embroiled in a plot to fleece the unsuspecting public and contributors of their hard earned goodwill.

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"I was Brown's Bitch for 10 Years," Claims Blair

Funny story: "I was Brown's Bitch for 10 Years," Claims Blair

Now unshackled for the first time from the decade of abuse he endured in his fairy tale marriage to Gordon Brown, Tony Blair has revealed the real truth behind the closed doors at Number 10 (and 11), Downing Street exclusively to the...

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Buddha Let Us Down, Says Wilko

Funny story: Buddha Let Us Down, Says Wilko

Disappointed with the World Cup Final defeat against South Africa, Jonny Wilkinson, the English 'David Beckham' has placed the entire blame for England's loss on Buddha.

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Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

Funny story: Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

The 'Whit Car' annual study of car ownership was released yesterday and contained a number of surprises, most notably, that 'Wankers' are now more likely to own an Audi than a BMW, with the A...

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American Tourist Arrested After Crossing Language Barrier

Funny story: American Tourist Arrested After Crossing Language Barrier

Londonengland, England - A vacationing Ohio doctor found himself on the wrong end of British law yesterday when coming to the aid of a woman that had fallen heavily on her backside at Kings Cross Station.

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Scientist Claims US Presidents have Lower Levels of Intelligence than other World Leaders

Funny story: Scientist Claims US Presidents have Lower Levels of Intelligence than other World Leaders

One half of the team that first calculated that structure of DNA was the double helix, James Watson has created uproar by claiming that 'U.S. Presidents are genetically predisposed to having lower I.Q's than Leaders from...

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Rugby World Cup Final - England v South Africa Pre-Match Assessment

Funny story: Rugby World Cup Final - England v South Africa Pre-Match Assessment

The Sporting Spoof tipster, 'the Macster', has been adopted by the England Rugby Team as their lucky mascot following pre-match assessments of their quarter-final and semi-final battles against much...

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Wales - World Champions of a Sport at Last

Funny story: Wales - World Champions of a Sport at Last

The rugby shaped void in Welsh School Curriculum's following the Welsh Assembly's decision to ban rugby from Wales has at last been filled with the inventi...

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Age Obsessed Media to Blame for Resignation, Says Ex-Lib-Dem Leader Campbell, 66

Funny story: Age Obsessed Media to Blame for Resignation, Says Ex-Lib-Dem Leader Campbell, 66

In a embittered and scathing press conference today, ex-Liberal-Democrat leader Sir Menzies 'Ming' Campbell apportioned the blame for his resignation on the media's apparent obsession with his ma...

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Wales to be 'Rugby Free' by 2010

Funny story: Wales to be 'Rugby Free' by 2010

Once hailed as the land of rugby and song, the Welsh love affair with the oval ball game is soon to come to an acrimonious end.

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House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts

Funny story: House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts

Experts for house builders Bellend Homes have contradicted figures from the Royal Institute of Chartered Surveyors, stating that they expect house prices to rise at least 52% over the next two years across Britain - except for ev...

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More Fakery as BBC Announce Production of 'Citizen Yentob'

Funny story: More Fakery as BBC Announce Production of 'Citizen Yentob'

The BBC has come in for more criticism after the 'Scott Walker' Imagine documentary when it announced that the prestigious Christmas Day schedule would include the movie 'Citizen Yentob'.

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Internet to be Closed as 'Most Offensive Spoof Article Ever Written' Removed from Servers

Funny story: Internet to be Closed as 'Most Offensive Spoof Article Ever Written' Removed from Servers

World, Wide and Web, the international conglomerate responsible for the running of the internet today announced that on midnight of 14th October 2007, for the first time ever in its history, the entire internet would have to be closed for &#...

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England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

Funny story: England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

Stade de France, Paris - England coach Brian Ashton has told the French team to not even bother turning up for this evening's Rugby World Cup Semi-Final, 'if they know what's good for them.'...

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