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Dude, Where's My Bush Gone!

Funny story: Dude, Where's My Bush Gone!

Super-heavyweight President bullier Michael Moore has spoken out about his disappointment over Barack Obama and his successful presidential campaign. "I know its good for the country, promises great change for the future, has been long overdue and al...

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Barack Steps Down

Funny story: Barack Steps Down

"Its the only way I can descend stairs!" declared the president in waiting (in bullet-proofed waiting, actually). His wife Michelle, said angrily "I cant believe you would resort to publishing hurtful stories about my family and their moving from...

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Baghdad Market Day 'unspectacluar'

Funny story: Baghdad Market Day 'unspectacluar'

News reports are trickling out of Iraq that its Thursday Flea Market & Hippie Stall Day passed by unnerving quietly. For the first time in 3 years, it appears that no suicide bombers were available to successfully activate a bomb in the name of m...

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'Zero Times Table Scrapped'

Funny story: 'Zero Times Table Scrapped'

Never again will we hear the dulcet tones of 5 year-olds reciting 'one times zero is zero, two times zero is zero' etc. Education chiefs have erased the Zero Times Table recitation from the school curriculum, but deny its another streamlining tactic.

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Wife Beating lessons on the NHS?

Funny story: Wife Beating lessons on the NHS?

Hair-trigger temper men across Britain awoke to the news that they may soon be able to hone their partner bruising skills for free, via a new Government incentive scheme. Police chiefs had recently reported the amount of officer hours wasted on do...

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I Got Yule Babe

Funny story: I Got Yule Babe

It has emerged that in the wake of Saddam Hussein's fall from grace, (and the gallows) both warring factions in Iraq have decided to lay down there arms and pick up their microphones to record a cover version of popular 60s song 'I Got You Babe'.

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Police given more time to question stutterer

Funny story: Police given more time to question stutterer

Perranporth Police have been given an extra 48 hours, and anti-spray masks to interview Serial Stutterer Peter Piper. He is in police custody on charges of possessing porn, perjury, puppy painting, pissing in a public place, peppercorn pilfering a...

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Time Machine 'was really a wardrobe'

Funny story: Time Machine 'was really a wardrobe'

Police have arrested a man on suspicion of endangerment to life, fraud, and obtaining money by deception. It appeared that his offer of 'forward time travel' was merely a ploy to dupe ignorant people who had failed basic science and philosophy at col...

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Cold caller dies of hypothermia

Funny story: Cold caller dies of hypothermia

Door to door double glazing salesman Hugh Peeveesea was found dead in a Swansea street this morning, apparently from acute hypothermia. At first, it was suspected that Mr Peeveesea was another statistic in the tragic Bridgend suicide cult that has...

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Flesh Eating Bug was really 'very sneaky cannibal'

Funny story: Flesh Eating Bug was really 'very sneaky cannibal'

An unnamed man from Nuneaton was speaking about the shock discovery that he was very slowly being eaten by his next door neighbour, Georgia Romero, a hospital anaesthetist, part-time wine-maker and head of the local Chianti society. The revelation...

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