According to gossip rag 'Wotcha Mates'! heavy metal rockers The Cheeky Girls, Gabriela and twin cheek Monica travelled to Romania to undergo breast enlargement surgery.
In order to keep the fabulous art collection of the late cellist Mstislav Rostropovich in Russia, Russian billionaire Alisher Usmanov, a mining and metals magnate and Rickmansworth Football Club investor, has eaten every single item of the collection...
In a sensational confession by Tony Benn, it has emerged that all 2 billion entries in his diaries are fakes.
Sir Menzies (Ming the Merciless) Campbell, Lib Dem leader, is expected to test the loyalty of fellow Lib Dem at their conference this week.
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