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Funny story: Riot-Happy French Celebrate 'Annual Unrest'

Riot-Happy French Celebrate 'Annual Unrest'

French citizens erupted in traditional rebellion today, in celebration of the period of annual unrest. Thousands of men, women and children poured onto the streets and began the festivities with the usual barrage of broken bottles, bullets and burnin...
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Funny story: Rowling Publishes 'Coruscating' Shopping List

Rowling Publishes 'Coruscating' Shopping List

Children's writer and deity JK Rowling has today published her latest work, a series of handwritten shopping lists. The critics are already hailing this collection as a classic, with the Independent describing it as 'coruscating', the Tim...
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Funny story: Brown Applauds Saudi Leader's Jokes/Policies

Brown Applauds Saudi Leader's Jokes/Policies

Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz, the King Of Saudi Arabia, yesterday impressed British ministers, both with his politics and his inimitable humour. In conversation with MP's before the royal dinner Mr Aziz was questioned about the Saudi Arabian policies...
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Funny story: Critics Applaud Last Merdini Film, 'Homme Sur La Toilette'

Critics Applaud Last Merdini Film, 'Homme Sur La Toilette'

The Paris film festival was wowed yesterday at a special showing of the unearthed Merdini masterpiece, 'Homme Sur La Toilette.' In the film - completed months before the writer and director's death - a male proletarian is depicted defecat...
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Funny story: Climate Change Lobby 'Looked At Globe'

Climate Change Lobby 'Looked At Globe'

The USA is spearheading a new lobby in support of action against climate change. European nations such as Germany and Britain have backed these initiatives, after delegates allegedly 'looked at a globe.'...
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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Goes LIVE

Jeremy Kyle Goes LIVE

The popular talk programme 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' is to go on a live tour of Britain later in the year. The show, presented, as usual, by Kyle, will take place in zoos, so that middle class citizens may gawp at their pleasure.
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Funny story: Bush Revealed To Be A Puppet Leader

Bush Revealed To Be A Puppet Leader

Investigators today revealed that the President George W. Bush is nothing more than a puppet leader. Suspicions grew when strings became visible during a presidential broadcast, and they were confirmed when, during a public speech, a hand was visible...
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Funny story: Bush Revealed As A Hoax

Bush Revealed As A Hoax

The world was shocked today, as the president George W. Bush was revealed to be nothing more than a character acted by Saturday Night Live comedian Dan Aykroyd. Aykroyd - of Blues Brothers fame - has allegedly been performing the 'Bush' chara...
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Funny story: Drugs Smuggler Hid Goods In Hair

Drugs Smuggler Hid Goods In Hair

International drugs smuggler Rud Gudd is in custody today after he was caught bringing large quantities of cocaine into Britain. The drug was hidden in the 35 year old Gudd's hair, where it was resembled nothing more than a chronic case of dandru...
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Funny story: Jonny Wilkinson To Be Sold As Scrap

Jonny Wilkinson To Be Sold As Scrap

It has been revealed to the spoof that Jonny Wilkinson - famed bone breaker - is to be sold as scrap. The former English rugby player has shown repeated signs of malfunctioning, and so his owner Brian Ashton decided to let him go.
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Funny story: Satan Linked To Murdoch

Satan Linked To Murdoch

It has been revealed today that the respected demon, Satan - born, Lucifer - has worked with the media mogul Rupert Murdoch. Satan, who is a highly powered business in the 'Sin' trade, is alleged to have taken a loan of Murdoch's soul, in...
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Funny story: Buddhist Monks 'Too Happy' For Burma

Buddhist Monks 'Too Happy' For Burma

Protesting monks were beaten today in Burma, and were attacked with tear gas, as senior officials claimed that the Buddhists were 'too damn peaceful by half.'...
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Funny story: Ahmadinejad Calls Sarkozy 'A Git.'

Ahmadinejad Calls Sarkozy 'A Git.'

In a shock move today, Ahmadinejad, the president of Iran, labelled the French leader Sarkozy a 'git.'...
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Funny story: No MEDIA HYSTERIA over Northern Rock DISASTER

No MEDIA HYSTERIA over Northern Rock DISASTER

High profile media figures have today spoken out against charges that it was they themselves that instigated the NORTHERN ROCK COLLAPSE in their sensationalist reporting.
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Funny story: Tarantino To Direct New Famous Five Film

Tarantino To Direct New Famous Five Film

It has been revealed to The Spoof that Quentin Tarantino - director and author of films and fantasies such as Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill - is to direct the new film adaptation of Enid Blyton's 'Famous Five''novels.'...
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Funny story: Brilliant Branson Is Virgin On Sainthood

Brilliant Branson Is Virgin On Sainthood

Richard Branson is to donate money to a new fund, in order to aid Kate and Gerry McCann in their legal fight.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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