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Diary Hopes Reach Million Dollar Mark

Funny story: Diary Hopes Reach Million Dollar Mark

The Diary owner, who had her most inane thoughts scrutinized, publicised and rejected by Prosecutors in the Case of Disappearing Evidence, has now revealed she has been offered an undisclosed seven point figure for publication rights to what promises...

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Cuddle Cat - The Most Famous Cat in Quantum Physics

Funny story: Cuddle Cat - The Most Famous Cat in Quantum Physics

If we learn something new everyday - then today we may potentially learn everything. The "Theory of Everything" (TOE) is now out of the bag - or more accurately out of the box...all thanks to a mangey feline called Cuddle Cat.

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Sticky-End Date-u-lator

Funny story: Sticky-End Date-u-lator

Doc Martin, a recluse from Essex, has designed a computer programme able to predict snuff-it dates based on what he calls The Sticky-End Factor i.e. the more enemies you have - the more likelihood there is of you meeting a sticky-end!...

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Reliable and Responsible Parents - The Proof

Funny story: Reliable and Responsible Parents - The Proof

The besieged parents of missing three year old have finally lashed out at the ever increasing court of public opinion against them. Reading from a crumpled piece of paper they stated early today, "We are reliable and responsible parents - and we...

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Gerbils: Human Guinea Pigs

Funny story: Gerbils: Human Guinea Pigs

10 Gerbils were catapulted into space today for a twelve day voyage. These mammals, often under-utilized as household pets, are now being vitally employed in the field of scientific research.

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Diary Hopes Dashed

Funny story: Diary Hopes Dashed

Prosecutors in the Disappearance of Evidence Case have had their hopes dashed yet again with another case of disappearing evidence.

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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