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Funny story: "Another Movie" Flops, Critics Say It Needed A Comical Breakdancing Scene

"Another Movie" Flops, Critics Say It Needed A Comical Breakdancing Scene

Another Movie, the newest spoof film from the writers of Date Movie, Epic Movie, and Disaster Movie, badly underperformed in its opening weekend, grossing only $2.8 million. Although the previous spoof films of writers Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltz...
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Funny story: McCain Talks Tough on Hurricanes

McCain Talks Tough on Hurricanes

Republican presidential candidate John McCain says he will "seek and destroy any hurricane that poses a threat to America." Democratic nominee Barack Obama was also questioned about his stance on hurricane issues during the recent "Weather Values For...
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Funny story: Moose Experience Important To Voters

Moose Experience Important To Voters

A recent Gallup poll indicates that many Americans are concerned about a presidential or vice presidential candidate's knowledge and experience with moose. A surprising 84% of respondents said that the extent of a candidate's moose hunting experience...
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Funny story: Obama Seen Waving His Hand

Obama Seen Waving His Hand

At a recent rally in Philadelphia, Sen. Barack Obama was seen waving his hand. Political pundits around the country are intensely analyzing the wave and arriving at all sorts of interpretations. What is the true meaning of this cryptic gesture? Will...
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Funny story: Hillary Vows To Stay In Democratic Race Until Death

Hillary Vows To Stay In Democratic Race Until Death

WASHINGTON -- After clinching the Democratic presidential nomination yesterday, Barack Obama would now like to turn his attention to the general election contest with Republican opponent John McCain. But that may not be so easy. Hillary Rodham Clinto...
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Funny story: Sylvia Browne Predicts Coming Of The Year 2008

Sylvia Browne Predicts Coming Of The Year 2008

NEW YORK -- With 2007 already 11 months old, people around the world are impatiently awaiting the arrival of a new year. And they won't have to wait much longer, according to popular psychic Sylvia Browne. To the delight of many, Browne claimed...
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Funny story: Homeless Man Blows Savings On Booze Again

Homeless Man Blows Savings On Booze Again

NEW YORK -- A homeless man in midtown Manhattan decided to spend all of his money on alcohol again early Friday morning. The man, who doesn't know his last name but thinks his first name might be Pete, used the $3.38 he collected in donations ove...
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Funny story: Lou Dobbs May Actually Be An Illegal Mexican Immigrant

Lou Dobbs May Actually Be An Illegal Mexican Immigrant

NEW YORK -- Lou Dobbs, the host of CNN's Lou Dobbs Tonight, has what might be described as a Mexican fetish, often shouting uncontrollably at his guests and viewers about the evils of Mexican immigration. But evidence continues to accumulate sugg...
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Funny story: Bush Unveils Controversial New Energy Proposal

Bush Unveils Controversial New Energy Proposal

WASHINGTON -- President Bush held a press conference today to announce a new energy initiative. At the heart of the initiative is an unprecedented and highly controversial proposal aimed at reducing U.S. dependence on foreign oil, as well as increasi...
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Funny story: Possible Homosexual Sighting In Iran

Possible Homosexual Sighting In Iran

TEHRAN -- A homosexual sighting was reported in Iran early Saturday morning. Iranian authorities received an anonymous tip from a man who lives in Zabol, a small city near the border with Afghanistan. The man claimed another man was checking him out...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Tired Of Just Being An Internet Sensation, Withdraws Candidacy

Ron Paul Tired Of Just Being An Internet Sensation, Withdraws Candidacy

Internet phenom and presidential candidate Ron Paul has decided to withdraw his candidacy after continuing to be ignored by people in real life. At a recent campaign stop in upstate New York, Paul was greeted by only 4 supporters; they also happened...
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Funny story: Christian Scientist Still Waiting For God To Fill Cavity

Christian Scientist Still Waiting For God To Fill Cavity

Harriet Pritchard, a devout Christian Scientist, is still waiting for God to relieve her painful tooth decay. Followers of Christian Science, a religious teaching founded by Mary Baker Eddy in the 19th century, believe that all disorders and illnesse...
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Funny story: Sen. Brownback: Eh, America Is Not That Great

Sen. Brownback: Eh, America Is Not That Great

WASHINGTON, DC -- Republican Senator and 2008 presidential candidate Sam Brownback sent shock waves throughout the nation with comments in a recent interview on CNN describing his, at best, lukewarm affection for the United States.
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Funny story: Dr. Phil In Need Of More Clichés

Dr. Phil In Need Of More Clichés

Prominent psychologist and television personality Phil McGraw, who demands to be affectionately known as Dr. Phil, is looking to expand his collection of trite one-liners and vague meaningless bullshit used to counsel guests on his show.
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Funny story: God To Humanity: Shut The Fuck Up Already With The Prayers

God To Humanity: Shut The Fuck Up Already With The Prayers

HEAVEN (AP) -- At a recent press conference, God, creator and master of the universe, expressed extreme displeasure at the hundreds of millions of prayers He has been receiving on a daily basis. "Shut the fuck up already," He told humanity.
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Funny story: Roger Federer To Undergo Mandatory Android Testing

Roger Federer To Undergo Mandatory Android Testing

Now that Roger Federer has won the US Open for the fourth time in a row, his 12th Grand Slam title, the USTA is taking action by having him undergo mandatory android testing. This is the first time such dramatic action has been taken since Pete Sampr...
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Funny story: Nation panics as another millionaire adventurer goes missing

Nation panics as another millionaire adventurer goes missing

Millionaire adventurer Bob Crabtree was reported missing early Monday morning. This while search & rescue crews are already stretched thin looking for another missing millionaire adventurer, Steve Fossett. The crews are now fiercely debating who to d...
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Funny story: John Madden's Head Has Ballooned Another 4 Inches

John Madden's Head Has Ballooned Another 4 Inches

Sources in the NFL have just confirmed that the head of legendary broadcaster John Madden has grown another 4 inches in diameter. Madden was again forced to throw out all of his t-shirts and buy new ones with larger neck holes.
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Daryl Hannah Breaks Up With Neil Young

I get confused sometimes but as soon as he started playing Heart of Gold instead of Sweet Caroline, I realized that I had gotten Neil Young and Neil Diamond mixed up," said Ms. Hannah on her break-up.

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