Showing:

Showing stories written by parveen liddy

Try another search?

Politicians shocked as journalists do their job

Funny story: Politicians shocked as journalists do their job

Britain is reeling after it emerged tabloid journalists have been doing their job properly for more than ten years. Politicians and media commentators are in a state of shock after it was revealed last week that reporters from national newspapers...

Read full story View 'Politicians shocked as journalists do their job'

Elvis Impersonator Becomes Brown Campaign Fixture

Funny story: Elvis Impersonator Becomes Brown Campaign Fixture

Elvis impersonator Hamish McTwiddle is to permanently accompany Gordon Brown on his election campaign using the King's songs to highlight the achievements of the Labour Party. Mr McTwiddle said he became a Labour voter after he received electro-co...

Read full story View 'Elvis Impersonator Becomes Brown Campaign Fixture'

Brown Ahead in Testicle Whipping Poll

Funny story: Brown Ahead in Testicle Whipping Poll

Gordon Brown has received in the boost in the polls today with the news that 20 per cent of voters would rather vote for him than be beaten soundly around the testicles with a rubber cosh. The poll organised by the BBC and the Guardian, also found...

Read full story View 'Brown Ahead in Testicle Whipping Poll'

Brown: If You Don't Like Foreigners, Don't Look at Them

Funny story: Brown: If You Don't Like Foreigners, Don't Look at Them

People worried about immigration should not look at foreigners, Gordon Brown has said. The embattled prime minister has said observing those from abroad stirs up hatred - and even a 'slight glance' is racist. 'It is dangerous to spy, watch or v...

Read full story View 'Brown: If You Don't Like Foreigners, Don't Look at Them'

Shock Result In World's Worst Leader TV Tournament

Funny story: Shock Result In World's Worst Leader TV Tournament

Descendents of King John have reacted with fury after Gordon Brown beat the monarch in the semi-finals of the 'Britain's Worst Ever Leader' contest. King John had expected an easy passage to the finals but the competition jury which included Imeld...

Read full story View 'Shock Result In World's Worst Leader TV Tournament'

Shock Over Welsh Language Use

Funny story: Shock Over Welsh Language Use

Most Welsh people only speak the language so that the English cannot understand what they are saying, a survey has confirmed. More than 20,000 Welsh people were questioned after complaints were made about a phrase book. Several entries in the b...

Read full story View 'Shock Over Welsh Language Use'

Tragedy at the White House

Funny story: Tragedy at the White House

President Obama's daughters are heartbroken after he ran over and killed their dog in a White House golf cart. The president had completed a three over par round on the course behind the building when the accident happened. The six-month-old Po...

Read full story View 'Tragedy at the White House'

Labour Hope To Win Votes With Flea Circus

Funny story: Labour Hope To Win Votes With Flea Circus

The Labour Party is to sponsor a flea circus to try and improve its tarnished image with the British public and desperately cling on to power. Titled 'Far-Out Fred's Insectivous Menagerie of Wonder Sponsored by Labour' the circus is to tour major...

Read full story View 'Labour Hope To Win Votes With Flea Circus'

Brown Spotted on Bin Lorry

Funny story: Brown Spotted on Bin Lorry

Gordon Brown has been spotted on the back of dust cart prompting speculation he is already training for his career outside 10 Downing Street. The embattled premier who has become synonymous with the economic and social bankrupcy of Britain, was se...

Read full story View 'Brown Spotted on Bin Lorry'

Red Arrows Crash Theory

Funny story: Red Arrows Crash Theory

An investigation into the Red Arrows mid-air collision has revealed pilot Flight Lieutenant Kirsty Moore's make-up bag was open in her cockpit. Moore caused controversy when she joined the elite squadron earlier this year and turned up for her fir...

Read full story View 'Red Arrows Crash Theory'

Brown staff to learn martial arts skills

Funny story: Brown staff to learn martial arts skills

Staff at 10 Downing Street are to take classes in the martial art Krav Maga to protect themselves from an increasingly violent and embittered prime minister. One senior aide was taken to hospital with a crushed laryrx yesterday after Brown finger...

Read full story View 'Brown staff to learn martial arts skills'

Brown: Prime Minister Takes McFlurry Mandate

Funny story: Brown: Prime Minister Takes McFlurry Mandate

Gordon Brown is to become the first leader of the 'McPolitics' party after he was expelled from Labour for being Britain's 'worst ever' premier.

Read full story View 'Brown: Prime Minister Takes McFlurry Mandate'

Chiefs drummer Hodgson misses a beat

Funny story: Chiefs drummer Hodgson misses a beat

Kaiser Chiefs drummer Nick Hodgson has stunned the entertainment world by confessing he cannot use both his sticks at the same time.

Read full story View 'Chiefs drummer Hodgson misses a beat'

Al Gore: Please God Make It Hot

Funny story: Al Gore: Please God Make It Hot

Failed presidential candidate Al Gore is flying into Canada tonight to protest to God that the recent cold weather there has made his global warming predictions look ridiculous.

Read full story View 'Al Gore: Please God Make It Hot'

Dresden: Bomber Command flies again

Funny story: Dresden: Bomber Command flies again

The RAF is to reprise its famous 1,000 bomber raid over Germany - but will drop millions of messages of friendship instead of bombs.

Read full story View 'Dresden: Bomber Command flies again'

Cherie Blair: Tragic lack of interest spells final chapter

Funny story: Cherie Blair: Tragic lack of interest spells final chapter

Rescuers desperately trying to refloat rescue Cherie Blair from the beach where she lays stranded fear they may have to give up because 'no -one cares about her any more.'...

Read full story View 'Cherie Blair: Tragic lack of interest spells final chapter'

McCartney: Ex-Beatle No1 in the wig brigade

Funny story: McCartney: Ex-Beatle No1 in the wig brigade

Former Beatle Paul McCartney has decided to 'Get Back' his hair by donning an old mop top wig.

Read full story View 'McCartney: Ex-Beatle No1 in the wig brigade'

Vigilant umpires prevent Pakistan's World Cup bid

Funny story: Vigilant umpires prevent Pakistan's World Cup bid

Pakistan's cricketers have admitted they lost the 20/20 World Cup final against India because the umpires stopped them from cheating.

Read full story View 'Vigilant umpires prevent Pakistan's World Cup bid'

Breaking news…

Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
72 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more