Britain is reeling after it emerged tabloid journalists have been doing their job properly for more than ten years.
Politicians and media commentators are in a state of shock after it was revealed last week that reporters from national newspapers...
Elvis impersonator Hamish McTwiddle is to permanently accompany Gordon Brown on his election campaign using the King's songs to highlight the achievements of the Labour Party.
Mr McTwiddle said he became a Labour voter after he received electro-co...
Gordon Brown has received in the boost in the polls today with the news that 20 per cent of voters would rather vote for him than be beaten soundly around the testicles with a rubber cosh.
The poll organised by the BBC and the Guardian, also found...
People worried about immigration should not look at foreigners, Gordon Brown has said.
The embattled prime minister has said observing those from abroad stirs up hatred - and even a 'slight glance' is racist.
'It is dangerous to spy, watch or v...
Descendents of King John have reacted with fury after Gordon Brown beat the monarch in the semi-finals of the 'Britain's Worst Ever Leader' contest.
King John had expected an easy passage to the finals but the competition jury which included Imeld...
Most Welsh people only speak the language so that the English cannot understand what they are saying, a survey has confirmed.
More than 20,000 Welsh people were questioned after complaints were made about a phrase book.
Several entries in the b...
President Obama's daughters are heartbroken after he ran over and killed their dog in a White House golf cart.
The president had completed a three over par round on the course behind the building when the accident happened.
The six-month-old Po...
The Labour Party is to sponsor a flea circus to try and improve its tarnished image with the British public and desperately cling on to power.
Titled 'Far-Out Fred's Insectivous Menagerie of Wonder Sponsored by Labour' the circus is to tour major...
Gordon Brown has been spotted on the back of dust cart prompting speculation he is already training for his career outside 10 Downing Street.
The embattled premier who has become synonymous with the economic and social bankrupcy of Britain, was se...
An investigation into the Red Arrows mid-air collision has revealed pilot Flight Lieutenant Kirsty Moore's make-up bag was open in her cockpit.
Moore caused controversy when she joined the elite squadron earlier this year and turned up for her fir...
Staff at 10 Downing Street are to take classes in the martial art Krav Maga to protect themselves from an increasingly violent and embittered prime minister.
One senior aide was taken to hospital with a crushed laryrx yesterday after Brown finger...
Gordon Brown is to become the first leader of the 'McPolitics' party after he was expelled from Labour for being Britain's 'worst ever' premier.
Kaiser Chiefs drummer Nick Hodgson has stunned the entertainment world by confessing he cannot use both his sticks at the same time.
Failed presidential candidate Al Gore is flying into Canada tonight to protest to God that the recent cold weather there has made his global warming predictions look ridiculous.
The RAF is to reprise its famous 1,000 bomber raid over Germany - but will drop millions of messages of friendship instead of bombs.
Rescuers desperately trying to refloat rescue Cherie Blair from the beach where she lays stranded fear they may have to give up because 'no -one cares about her any more.'...
Former Beatle Paul McCartney has decided to 'Get Back' his hair by donning an old mop top wig.
Pakistan's cricketers have admitted they lost the 20/20 World Cup final against India because the umpires stopped them from cheating.
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