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Funny story: White man who "Loves" Otis Redding always rolls up car windows in black neighborhoods

White man who "Loves" Otis Redding always rolls up car windows in black neighborhoods

Jimmy Jones, a local Caucasian man who is a self proclaimed "Soul Music Nut" (particularly for the work of Otis Redding), seems to be a hypocrite regarding race relations.
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Funny story: New Reality Series: Scott Baio is Alive?

New Reality Series: Scott Baio is Alive?

Cable network VH1, which is an acronym for V.ery H.orrible 1. has premiered yet another new "reality" show starring TV's Chachi also known as the "star" of Zapped! Scott Baio. This show will chronicle the "actor" as...
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Funny story: Man Blasting 'Lust for Life' from Stereo actually laying on couch smoking pot

Man Blasting 'Lust for Life' from Stereo actually laying on couch smoking pot

Jacksonvile Florida - Dwayne Jenkins, 27 a local self proclaimed 'dreamer' spent the entire afternoon on his couch smoking marijuana and listening to the song 'Lust for life' by rock musician Iggy Pop from the album of the same name.
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Funny story: McCain's New Campaign Motto: "Young People Turn Down Your Music"

McCain's New Campaign Motto: "Young People Turn Down Your Music"

71 year old presidential candidate John McCain, recently won the New Hampshire Primary. Insiders with McCain's campaign say his success has to do with his new "turn down your music, young people" strategy.
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Funny story: El Chupacabre begins rap career as "Goat Face Killer"

El Chupacabre begins rap career as "Goat Face Killer"

Somewhere in Mexico - El Chupacabre, the mythical hispanic monster whose name translates to "goat sucker", has begun a rap career under the name "Goat Face Killer".
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Funny story: John McCain Stumps at Monster Truck Rally

John McCain Stumps at Monster Truck Rally

Banksville, Alabama- 2008 presidential candidate John McCain R-Arizona was the featured and only non truck related speaker at the popular Maxx Truxx monster truck show and tractor pull.
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Funny story: Supervillian Defeated by Regular Villian

Supervillian Defeated by Regular Villian

Doctor Destructo, a Professional Supervillian was defeated by Pete "Dump Truck" Dimaggio a low level member of the South Jersey Mafia on Tuesday, much to the Doctor's embarrassment.
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Funny story: Man enrolls in college for the student discount

Man enrolls in college for the student discount

Dover, Minnesota - Reggie Harrison a 19 year old unemployed high school graduate recently enrolled in Dover community college just to recieve the 5% off student discount.
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Funny story: Scandal erupts on Sesame Street when all main characters are revealed to be puppets.

Scandal erupts on Sesame Street when all main characters are revealed to be puppets.

Sesame Street - Scandal erupted throughout this idyllic urban neighborhood after it was revealed that the majority of Sesame Street's population, everyone from Grover to Telly, to His Majesty The Count, are nothing more than a bunch of crudely co...
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Funny story: Medical Marijuana Testing Monkey ate all the Goddamn Bananas.

Medical Marijuana Testing Monkey ate all the Goddamn Bananas.

Greenville, South Dakota - Frou Frou, a primate involved in testing medical marijuana at the offices of Pharmco a medical research group, ate the lab's entire Goddamn supply of Goddamn bananas.
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Funny story: Man who was granted immortality "Bored"

Man who was granted immortality "Bored"

Edwin Johnson, a man who cannot die as a result of a magic wish is reportedly "bored" with his condition.
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Funny story: Local Six year old proclaims girls "Yucky"

Local Six year old proclaims girls "Yucky"

Evan Trotter, a local six year old boy recently called a press conference at the sand box to denounce young human females as "yucky". His comments have outraged local feminists.
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Funny story: Local mother so overweight, when she turns around it "sounds like a truck backing up"

Local mother so overweight, when she turns around it "sounds like a truck backing up"

Your Town - Your Mom, a local mother of you, has been reported as being so overweight that when she turns around eyewitnesses report that the accompanying sound resembles "a truck backing up".
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Funny story: Local boy with no musical talent proclaims local band "a bunch of assholes".

Local boy with no musical talent proclaims local band "a bunch of assholes".

Stan Mendes, A local unattractive awkward boy with no musical talent referred to well groomed popular indie act Slersh as "a bunch of no talent overrated pretty boys". He later reaffirmed his anti band stance, saying: "The whole scene...
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Angry Birds CEO to step down

Angry Birds CEO Mikael Hed will not head the Finnish company next year; he is being replaced because he is not "choleric" enough to effectively represent the hostile video game franchise.

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