In breaking news today from an insider at the BBC it was revealed that BBC Bosses have a dastardly plan to keep their top rating show Doctor Who on air for ever (or at least until the license fee is cancelled).
In recent separate incidents across the planet, people have been attacked by ordinary packets of marshmallows they innocently bought in local supermarkets and took home to eat.
Following the recent re-appearance of long dead Monarchs of the British Throne during the summer silly season (as reported earlier this year by two top Spoof News Reporters), there has been a sudden and dramatic twist in the story.
In a shocking turn of events today it was discovered that beloved Scottish Comedian and Presenter Billy Connolly was an Android when his head exploded in a shower of sparks and circuits during his once yearly hair wash.
Following the recent discovery of a Giant Empty Hole in Outer Space that is up to 100 Billion Light Years Wide, Royal Chief Astronomer Professor Von Nerdlinger was asked for his incisive comments.
In a bizarre new move to rake in some money, the British Government has decided to start taxing the Living Dead.