Senator Hillary Clinton reached across party lines today and enlisted the help of GOP Senator Larry Craig as a political consultant to advise her on how to deny losing the Democratic primary race to Barrack Obama.
With the recent pregnancy announcement by Jamie Lynn Spears, the entire Spears family is concerned they may be actually running out of ways to demonstrate to the world the magnitude of their white trashiness.
In what many are already calling both "stunning" allegations and "no surprise at all", arson investigators have turned their focus of the devastating California wild fires towards a discarded crack pipe allegedly belonging to bele...
President Bush today enacted his executive powers and has officially labelled the southern California area wild fires a terrorist organization.
A new, "child-free" Britney Spears will finally have the time and energy she has desperately yearned for to do more drugs and possibly have more children.
In a shocking development that has rocked the entertainment industry and the world, faltering performer Britney Spears' career was found brutally murdered in a Las Vegas hotel room.
In an unprecedented event, for the first time in the history of mankind, God and Allah have agreed to settle their time-long differences once and for all -- in a winner-take-all, no-holds-barred, Steel Cage Match.
In a seemingly not uncommon political reversal, Senator Larry Craig (R - Idaho) held a press conference to address news reports he has resigned from the US Senate.
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