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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Spit The Tip Of Iceberg

Tiger Woods Spit The Tip Of Iceberg

Former world number 1 golfer Tiger Woods has apologised for the spitting incident that cost him a fine at the Dubai Desert Classic, but says he does it all the time at home. Woods spat on the ground, a few feet from the hole, after missing a putt...
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Funny story:  Auto Windscreens Goes Into Administration, And Other News

Auto Windscreens Goes Into Administration, And Other News

According to a business report on the BBC website, windscreen company Auto Windscreens has gone into administration, putting 1,100 jobs at risk. The Chesterfield-based company, the UK's second biggest windscreen repair firm, said that it had temp...
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Funny story:  Penis Becomes 'Stuck' In Vagina

Penis Becomes 'Stuck' In Vagina

Medical staff at a hospital say that they may have to wait indefinitely if a man's penis, which become so swollen that it could not be removed from his partner's vagina by the normal method, remains erect. Doctors have said that the unnamed Englis...
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Funny story:  Kevin Pietersen Throws Wicket After Seeing Spectator Eating Burger

Kevin Pietersen Throws Wicket After Seeing Spectator Eating Burger

England's 2nd Test superhero Kevin Pietersen has admitted that he threw away his wicket after scoring 227 runs when he saw a spectator in the crowd tucking into an exceptionally tasty-looking burger. England were on 568 when the burly right-hander...
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Funny story:  Lara Stone To Sue Playboy

Lara Stone To Sue Playboy

Dutch model Lara Stone, the wife of the so-called comedian David Walliams, has said that she is to take legal action against the French edition of Playboy magazine after the publication printed "unauthorised photographs" of her in its June edition.
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Funny story:  Man Could See Thai Lady's Vagina

Man Could See Thai Lady's Vagina

A teacher at a school in Bangkok has told friends about a lunchtime experience that he will never forget, after he was able to peruse the contents of a woman's knickers whilst he tucked into a Thai Green Curry. The teacher, Moys Kenwood, laughed a...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody Evicted From Tomb

Jade Goody Evicted From Tomb

There was drama in Essex this morning when a visitor to the tomb of the late, great former reality TV star Jade Goody found that the her grave was open and her body no longer inside her coffin. Twelve fans of Jade, who have become known as her dis...
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Funny story:  Kanye West 'Made From Turd'

Kanye West 'Made From Turd'

There was consternation in the showbusiness world yesterday when it was discovered that the rapper Kanye West was made from turd. West was working on an appearance he has agreed to do for Fox in their animated TV series, The Cleveland Show. One of...
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Funny story:  Steve Irwin Murder Suspect Arrested

Steve Irwin Murder Suspect Arrested

Police in Australia say they have made remarkable progress in the Steve Irwin Murder Inquiry, and have, in the last 12 hours, made an arrest in the case. Offiecrs from the Queensland Marine Police have apprehended a stingray they say is the fish r...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize Award Cheapens It, Says Irish Bitch

Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize Award Cheapens It, Says Irish Bitch

An Irish woman who is a former winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, has said that this year's award, given to US President Barack Obama, cheapens the prize. Mairead Corrigan Maguire won the 1976 Nobel award along with fellow Belfast peace campaigner B...
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Funny story:  Tranmere Rovers Set John Barnes Free

Tranmere Rovers Set John Barnes Free

There was good news for former Liverpool and England striker John Barnes this evening, after he was relieved of his managerial duties at Tranmere Rovers, and, thereby, awarded his freedom. Before last weekend's game at Millwall, Tranmere had won j...
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Funny story:  Indian Airline Claims Sex Flight A Success

Indian Airline Claims Sex Flight A Success

Executives at an Indian airline have hailed as a tremendous success, a new service which caters for the depraved and sex-mad amongst travellers, providing in-flight gratuitous sex facilities. Kabbadi Air started its service with a flight from the...
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Funny story:  Roman Polanski Rape Comedy Set For Xmas Release

Roman Polanski Rape Comedy Set For Xmas Release

Good news for devotees of noted locked-up film director Roman Polanski as his latest movie is set for a December release. It's a comedy based around a rape, and is somewhat autobiographical in concept. Polanski remains in protective police custody...
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Funny story:  Manchester United 'Extra Player' Claim To Be Investigated By FA

Manchester United 'Extra Player' Claim To Be Investigated By FA

The Football Association is to investigate a claim from Sunderland that Manchester United were allowed to field an extra player during their Premier League fixture at Old Trafford yesterday. The game ended 2-2, which was unfair on the Wearsiders,...
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Funny story:  Roman Polanski Faces Extradition To Germany For 'Unfinished Nazi Business'

Roman Polanski Faces Extradition To Germany For 'Unfinished Nazi Business'

Factions within Germany have claimed that the film director Roman Polanski should not be allowed to be extradited from Switzerland to the USA, but should, instead, be extradited to Germany, where some 'unfinished business' dating from 1943 remains un...
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Funny story:  Roman Polanski To Wed Samantha Geimer After 32-Year Engagement

Roman Polanski To Wed Samantha Geimer After 32-Year Engagement

In a story that will no doubt warm the cockles of every reader's heart, Roman Polanski, the film director and weirdo, has gone down on one knee to Samantha Geimer - his childhood rape victim - just as she went down on one knee to him in 1977. The...
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Funny story:  Fart Causes Skid Mark, Divorce

Fart Causes Skid Mark, Divorce

A fart can be more trouble than it's worth sometimes, especially when it's a wet fart, and so it was when unemployed car worker, Tabib Dipthong of Dudley, dropped his guts after a tasty curry last Thursday. Poor Tabib, 34, had taken his lovely wif...
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Funny story:  Sharon Tate Murder File To Be Reopened After Roman Polanski Arrested

Sharon Tate Murder File To Be Reopened After Roman Polanski Arrested

Disturbing new evidence has come to light that "totally changes" the way police are thinking about the 1969 murder of Sharon Tate, it can be revealed. Tate's husband at the time of her murder, writer and weirdo Roman Polanski, was arrested by poli...
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Eminent Authority Opines on Obama Administration "Transparency"

"The transparency of the Obama Administration is as pellucid as the pool of sludge at the bottom of an out house." M Voltaire

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