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Funny story:  US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

CUCAMONGA, California - A spokesperson for US Spirit Wireless has just announced an amazing promotion aimed at the nation's millions of teenage cell phone users. US Spirit Wireless, which is based in Cucamonga, California, will be implementing wha...
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Funny story:  Scientists: Don't Believe Loch Ness Monster on Satellite Pic

Scientists: Don't Believe Loch Ness Monster on Satellite Pic

A new and very convincing photo from Apple Satellite of the Loch Ness Monster is drawing a lot of support around the world except from scientists who poo-poo the report. "They can poo-poo all over themselves if they like but people are not going t...
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Funny story:  Peter Jackson's version of Oliver Twist panned by film critics

Peter Jackson's version of Oliver Twist panned by film critics

This week, film director Peter Jackson has released his version of the classic story of Oliver Twist, but as usual he has added his own unique take on the tale. Most critics have panned the film as being outrageous, excessive and completely untrue to...
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Funny story:  Van Gogh On Viagra? Secret Ingredient Passed Around.

Van Gogh On Viagra? Secret Ingredient Passed Around.

Artist Vincent Van Gogh is well known post-impressionist whose works bring millions of dollars in any auction. But why did he change his paintings later in his life? "He went from bright Sunflowers to Blue self-portraits", stated one art critic. H...
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Funny story:  Wiccans set for Vatican parity at the UN

Wiccans set for Vatican parity at the UN

New York - Accredited observer status at the UN General Assembly has been awarded to the Organisation of International Wicca in a move granting parity with the Roamin Catlick church. Five permanent representatives will be sitting in the world's p...
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Funny story:  Pest Control shuts down terror organization's global HQ

Pest Control shuts down terror organization's global HQ

London - Condemned by the governments of Egypt, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, Syria and Russia as an evil terrorist organization the Muslim Brotherhood's new global HQ faces imminent closure by that most powerful of anti-terror champions the North London Co...
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Funny story:  Pope Francis Learns His Personal Secretary Is An Ex-Lap Dancer

Pope Francis Learns His Personal Secretary Is An Ex-Lap Dancer

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican News is reporting that there are quite a bit of red faces in the Vatican as word of an employee's past has come to light. The Vatican News has just learned that the pope's personal secretary Anastasia Vincarelli is reall...
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Funny story:  Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Lakers great Shaquille O'Neal has been hinting that he would like to purchase the Los Angeles Lakers. O'Neal who played for the Lakers from 1996 to 2004 recently told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily...
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Funny story:  Express Exclusive - Prisoners to Be Given  3D  Plasma  Televisions   Foot Massages and Free Beer

Express Exclusive - Prisoners to Be Given 3D Plasma Televisions Foot Massages and Free Beer

Murderers, rapists, burglars and hooligans are to be given the use of chauffeur driven limousines, 72 inch 3D Plasma televisions, masseuse services, manicures and luxury holidays in 5 star hotels, a Home Office spokesperson announced this morning.
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Funny story:  Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities. We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not...
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Funny story:  New Ky-Jelly II Will Also Cause Firmness

New Ky-Jelly II Will Also Cause Firmness

The parent company of Ky-Jelly has told reporters Saturday that they have a new product they call Ky-Jelly II that will not only be slicker but also help provide firmness. "We're not saying that it will replace the pills but it could in some peopl...
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Funny story:  Mail Exclusive - People Drawing Pensions Instead of  Dying

Mail Exclusive - People Drawing Pensions Instead of Dying

Evidence has been leaked of a report showing the records of thousands of people drawing old age pension hand outs instead of complying with State expectations to die and save taxpayers' money. A DVD containing the records of thousands of people w...
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Funny story:  "An end to poverty!" Ed Balls

"An end to poverty!" Ed Balls

Ed Balls announced an end to poverty in the UK if Labour win the next election. "The Tories are always droning on and on about Labour mismanaging the economy and being responsible for the recession; O.K. it's true but it's boring. They may have b...
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Funny story:  Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Tybee Island Man

Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Tybee Island Man

Six months into their relationship Kevin MacDonald of Tybee Island is beginning to think that Sonia Middlemass may not have been the catch he had initially hoped he thought she would be. In fact he is now regretting ever starting a relationship wi...
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Funny story:  The Federal Govenment Issues A Warning To Smokers Who Smoke Those 12-Inch Cigars

The Federal Govenment Issues A Warning To Smokers Who Smoke Those 12-Inch Cigars

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After consulting with several doctors who treat smokers, the US government has issued a warning regarding cigars. The warning actually is addressed to those men and in some rare instances women, who smoke those 12-inch cigars su...
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Funny story:  Silicon Valley Ready to Replace Soldiers, Police With Robots

Silicon Valley Ready to Replace Soldiers, Police With Robots

It may be hard to argue with someone giving you a ticket for speeding or DUI or talking on a cellphone while driving when you are arguing with a machine. That's what may be what happens in the near future as Silicon Valley has already built protot...
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Funny story:  Mexican Earthquake Killed By Drug Cartel

Mexican Earthquake Killed By Drug Cartel

A powerful magnitude-7.2 earthquake that shook central and southern Mexico on Friday was abducted by one of the country's most dangerous drug cartels, then tortured and disemboweled, with its epicenter ending up in the swimming pool of an Acapulco ar...
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Funny story:  Ship Nearly Capsizes while passing Nudist Colony!

Ship Nearly Capsizes while passing Nudist Colony!

The Tophat Circus Cruise Company has announced that although it was a close call, one of it's ships almost capsized. Luckily no one was hurt because at least 17 male passengers hurled themselves overboard. It seems the ship was a little too close...
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