Notorious drunken bastard Leon Elpings insists that a good glass of pinot cuts cholesterol and keeps away toenail fungus.
(Surry County, VA) Football star and Nike spokesman Michael Vick has just signed on to guest-star on the popular National Geographic channel series "The Dog Whisperer."...
Ever since Aaron Kopecknik first knew how to talk he has expressed his desire to become a rodeo clown.
Quahog mayor Adam West announced that he would be suing "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane and 20th Century Fox for copyright infringement for using his likeness and voice in the top-rated cartoon series.
Informants close to the songstress report that last Thursday Britney Spears had tucked her two boys into bed and read them "Curious George."...
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F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
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Jake Tapper's Plastic Surgery
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Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs
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