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Funny story: Opium Premiums are better than Oil and Petroleum!

Opium Premiums are better than Oil and Petroleum!

Top investments expert Miles Digweed today recommended buying into the blossoming opium production industry in Afghanistan. "Growth over the past 12 months has been extraordinary," he stated, "and prospects look good for a repeat in 20...
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Funny story: Tsunami to annihilate Canada

Tsunami to annihilate Canada

Canada was bracing itself today for a threatened tsunami. The horror wave could hit at any time according to Calgary's expert on natural disasters, Austin Shaw.
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Funny story: Liverpool's Woe

Liverpool's Woe

In the wake of the shooting of an eleven year old, the City of Liverpool today asked: "Why is it always us?"...
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Funny story: Parents Buying Guns for Kids

Parents Buying Guns for Kids

Incredible statistics revealed today that 98% of teenage British boys currently own, or have owned, a gun and 95% claim to have killed somebody. The survey reveals the horrifying extent of gun crime in Britain today.
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Funny story: Straw insists, "Gun Crime is NOT out of control!"

Straw insists, "Gun Crime is NOT out of control!"

Government minister Jack Straw insisted this morning that gun crime was not out of control. When pressed on the shooting of an eleven year old in Liverpool, Straw countered by saying that, in general, crime rates were reducing in the United Kingdom.
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Funny story: Stay or Beg!

Stay or Beg!

In the wake of increasing rumours of a British pull out from Iraq, President Bush vowed to get tough on the lilly livered Brits yesterday. Speaking from the White House, Bush bemoaned the departure of his pet Primeminister Blair and labelled his repl...
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Daryl Hannah Breaks Up With Neil Young

I get confused sometimes but as soon as he started playing Heart of Gold instead of Sweet Caroline, I realized that I had gotten Neil Young and Neil Diamond mixed up," said Ms. Hannah on her break-up.

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