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South Korea to destroy its Northern Counterpart

Funny story: South Korea to destroy its Northern Counterpart

South Korea, Seoul (The Lies) - Shares involved with an array of inter-Korean cooperation has lead to a dramatic increase in their value in addition to a greater risk of a nuclear attack up on western powers.

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And Google shall inherit the Earth

Funny story: And Google shall inherit the Earth

Washington D.C. (The Lies) - Search engine giant, Google, is planning to take over the world one bit at a time. A disturbing trend has formed as Google acquires the best and brightest of the IT world, forming a unstoppable on line beast.

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Sarkozy "touched up"

Funny story: Sarkozy "touched up"

France, Paris (The Lies) - The French magazine "Paris Match" has been accused of "touching up" Sarkozy, wiping away love handles, warts, pimples and pure ugliness.

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India and Japan take on China, UN called in

Funny story: India and Japan take on China, UN called in

Washington D.C. (The Lies) - India and Japan are set to take on China as the world's next super power. Jealousy and envy are rife within the ranks of both parliaments as China records record growth in discount shops.

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Airplane explosion due to being "repaired in China"

Japan, Tokyo (The Lies) - The cause of the China Airlines Boeing 737-800 explosion last Saturday has been put down to it being "repaired in China".

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Kevin Andrews deported, Australia rejoices

Australia, Melbourne (The Lies) - A shock turn around in the Mohamed Haneef immigration case where the Immigration Minister, Kevin Andrews, has been asked to leave the country indefinitely.

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Kevin Rudd visits strip club, polls soar

Funny story: Kevin Rudd visits strip club, polls soar

Australia, Sydney (The Lies) - Leader of the opposition Kevin Rudd has admitted to visiting "Scores" of strip clubs throughout his visits to the United States of America. A Opposition of Foreign Affairs spokesman at the time, he has reporte...

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CIA and Vatican take on Wikipedia

Funny story: CIA and Vatican take on Wikipedia

Washington D.C. (The Lies) - Reports from our uber hacker nerds have stated that the CIA and the Vatican have, for the past five years, tried to take out the world's biggest encyclopedia, Wikipedia.

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Law lonely, depressed and senile

Australia, Melbourne (Asian Federation) - John Law was at it again today, describing all Asian drivers as small, angry people who have trouble keeping their eyes open.

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China to remove cars (and Asians) off its streets

Funny story: China to remove cars (and Asians) off its streets

China, Wnker (Communist News) - The Chinese government is set to enforce a new set of laws that are to yank cars of its street in a bid to reduce the amount of citizens seen during the Beijing Olympics.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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