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Funny story: Psycho Amanda Knox gets what she deserves

Psycho Amanda Knox gets what she deserves

Deranged psychopath Amanda Knox and her equally sick boyfriend Raffaele Suckacheeto have been found guilty of murdering student Meredith Kercher. Despite desperate attempts by Knox's nauseating parents to paint their psycho daughter as sweet and i...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown: "I'm sorry dead soldier's mum can't read properly"

Gordon Brown: "I'm sorry dead soldier's mum can't read properly"

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has hit back at claims that he was careless and insincere when writing a letter of condolence to Mrs Jacqui Janes over the death of her son, Jamie Janes. The PM said: "I'm sorry that Mrs Jones feels this way. My letter...
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Funny story: Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has affair with cream cake

Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has affair with cream cake

Obese and cretinous Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has been exposed as having a secret affair with a cream cake. It's been revealed that Mrs Moir has been cheating on her husband with the fattening pastry for the entire duration of their marriage. It'...
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Funny story: Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Convicted murderer Charles Manson has spoken publicly about his shock and disgust over Daily Mail sewer rat Jan Moir and her vicious article about the death of Stephen Gately. Mr Manson said: "I've done bad things in my life but I wouldn't write s...
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Funny story: Katona signed up by Pram Face Foods

Katona signed up by Pram Face Foods

Just one day after being sacked by chav supermarket chain Iceland, Kerry Katona has been signed up by Pram Face Foods. Pram Face is a new brand that's going to specialise in low cost ready meals and frozen foods that appeal to pram faces up and do...
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Funny story: Noel Gallagher has nervous breakdown after watching Hamlet

Noel Gallagher has nervous breakdown after watching Hamlet

Oasis star Noel Gallagher is receiving treatment in hospital for a nervous breakdown after watching a performance of Hamlet at London's Wyndham theatre. Doctors say Gallagher couldn't understand much of what was going on in the play, and he found...
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Funny story: The search for Maddie McCann: "We want Victoria Beckham"

The search for Maddie McCann: "We want Victoria Beckham"

The search for Madeleine McCann has taken a shocking turn after it was announced they are looking for Victoria Beckham. The McCann family spokesman Clarence Mitchell said: "We are looking for the woman Victoria Beckham." Reporters were sure Mr...
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Funny story: Jade Goody talks to mum through psychic: "I just slapped Gandhi"

Jade Goody talks to mum through psychic: "I just slapped Gandhi"

Jade Goody, the beloved and much missed reality TV legend, has spoken to Jackiey Budden, her intelligent and articulate mum, through a psychic. At a séance earlier this week, the psychic channelled Jade's angelic spirit to communicate with her mum...
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Funny story: Lily Allen confesses "I'm not a nice person"

Lily Allen confesses "I'm not a nice person"

Lily Allen has finally admitted to what everyone has known all along, that she's a nasty bitch. "I know I say a lot of things about people that can be sharp edged. But that's only because I'm a nasty, poisonous person. There's no other reason."...
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Funny story: Peaches Geldof joins BNP in latest publicity stunt

Peaches Geldof joins BNP in latest publicity stunt

In her latest desperate publicity stunt, Peaches Geldof, the talentless never-been who is famous only for being the daughter of a has-been, has joined the BNP. After a fake marriage to some guy out of a crap band, a fake drugs overdose, and preten...
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Funny story: Brown blames Labour's Euro defeat on Thatcher

Brown blames Labour's Euro defeat on Thatcher

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has come out fighting after Labour's disastrous performance in the Euro elections which saw it fall to third place behind UKIP. Mr Brown said: "I take full responsibility for these results. It's all Mrs Thatcher's fault...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown phones Jack Tweed to check he's OK

Gordon Brown phones Jack Tweed to check he's OK

In another pathetically desperate attempt to appear hip, soon-to-be-outgoing prime minister Gordon Brown phoned The People's Twat, Jack Tweed, to check he was OK upon his release from prison. Brown said: "I just wanted to check he was doing alrigh...
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Funny story: Big Brother's Rebecca banned from stripping

Big Brother's Rebecca banned from stripping

The House of Commons has rushed through legislation banning Big Brother housemate Rebecca Shiner from constantly showing off her flabby baps.
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Funny story: al-Qaeda to rebrand itself as al-Arguido

al-Qaeda to rebrand itself as al-Arguido

al-Qaeda has announced plans to rebrand itself as al-Arguido, in a bid to have a higher profile. This follows the decision by the Portuguese attorney general to lift Arguido status from modern day heroes St Gerry and St Kate McCann. Abdul Jihad, s...
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Funny story: Raj Persaud says: "Read my lips. I write my own lines."

Raj Persaud says: "Read my lips. I write my own lines."

Disgraced celeb shrink Dr Raj Persaud has hit back at the GMC for suspending him for three months after it found he had plagiarised the work of other academics. Dr Persaud said: "I pity the fools! I don't steal my material from anyone. Sucka!"...
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Funny story: Big Brother's Alex: Officially the thickest woman in the world

Big Brother's Alex: Officially the thickest woman in the world

Doctors have confirmed that Big Brother's Alex De Gale is officially the thickest woman in the world. The sad, desperate contestant, who likes to call everyone else stupid, begins almost every sentence with the hackneyed phrase "At the end of the...
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Funny story: Karen Matthews hires spokeswoman

Karen Matthews hires spokeswoman

Karen Matthews, mother of Shannon Matthews, is following in the footsteps of the McCanns and hiring a former newsreader to be her family's spokesperson.
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Funny story: McCanns accuse Maddie of "smear" campaign

McCanns accuse Maddie of "smear" campaign

Modern day saints Gerry and Kate McCann are said to be furious that their daughter Madeleine asked her mother why she didn't come to her when she was crying the night before her disappearance.
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