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Householders clear up after Earthquake

Funny story: Householders clear up after Earthquake

After most of England was hit by the biggest earthquake since the 1990 Barnsley "Big One" in the early hours of this morning, householders near the epicentre face the daunting task of clearing up.

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Hillary Clinton sells sexy used lingerie on eBay

Funny story: Hillary Clinton sells sexy used lingerie on eBay

After top MILF, Hillary Clinton, posed naked for an adult magazine and allegedly

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New drug hits the streets

Funny story: New drug hits the streets

After a damming report, by boffins at Southampton University, which stated that a mixture of commonly used food colourings could cause hyperactivity in children, drug users have cleared supermarket shelves of all leading confectionery products.

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Helvetica font kidnapped

Funny story: Helvetica font kidnapped

During a celebrity showing of Gary Hustwit's film "Helvetica" the famous font was kidnapped by an previously unknow group of Apple Mac fanatics.

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Beckham hits back at Iannucci

Funny story: Beckham hits back at Iannucci

Following reports last weekend that close friends David Beckham and Armando Iannucci had fallen out more accusations have been made, this time from Beckham.

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Bush enters "Big Penis Race"

Funny story: Bush enters "Big Penis Race"

After it was leaked that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were to star in a porn movie, US President, George W. Bush has entered the fray.

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Bush blames Hariboy for Iraq turmoil

Funny story: Bush blames Hariboy for Iraq turmoil

Following a study carried out by the Food Standards Agency in England, which shows there may be a link between artificial colours in candy and hyperactivity in children, President George W Bush has announced that brands such as Starburst, M&Ms and Ha...

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Beckham / Iannucci split in the offing?

Funny story: Beckham / Iannucci split in the offing?

Armando Iannucci, Scotland's favourite funny man, all round cheeky chap and writer / creator of sitcom "Friends", has hit out at David Beckham, footballer, for his poor sense of humour.

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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

Funny story: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.

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Boffin feels a right tit

US research boffin, Dr Derek Lambeth, has just received US$3 Million US government funding to carry out research into breasts.

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Bush and Brown split widens

Funny story: Bush and Brown split widens

Washington - Scottish President, Gordon Brown met with US President, George W Bush, for a meeting to further cement the special relationship between the two nations; however difficulties arose because of Bush's use of strong language.

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The Spoof Writer Reveals Truth

Funny story: The Spoof Writer Reveals Truth

A major writer for The Spoof, Derek Lambeth, revealed today that some stories were true. During a three hour long interview he told us, "When we can't think of anything funny sometimes the editor tells us to tell the truth....we use false na...

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Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

Funny story: Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are ar...

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Beckham to quit LA Galaxy!

Funny story: Beckham to quit LA Galaxy!

LA - Former England Captain, David Beckham, who recently moved to the USA to try and milk the last few quid from his rotten career is set to quit Los Angeles Galaxy at the end of this week, an insider has told The Spoof.

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Stock Markets behave in an irrational manner

Funny story: Stock Markets behave in an irrational manner

New York - Frantic trading began today on news that the American Mortgage market was about to collapse. The Dow Jones average went below zero for the first time since trading began as many stock marketeers began to sell shares in finance companies in...

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Wasp Riots

Funny story: Wasp Riots

After scientist Professor Tori Spelling (no relation) released a report stating that he had proved wasps are spiteful bastards, demonstrations have been held in se...

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Ksmuti wow dongle market

Funny story: Ksmuti wow dongle market

Chinese electronics maker, Ksmuti, have cause uproar in the worldwide dongle market with the launch of the K1A bluetouch dongle.

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Des Lynham Sectioned!

Funny story: Des Lynham Sectioned!

Famous Irish BBC sports presenter, Des Lynham, was sectioned last night after running naked through the Sunday Tomes offices after an argument with Sunday Tomes writer, Donny Clarkson.

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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