The Royal Netherlands Army or Koninklijke Landmacht (LandLubbers) are in crisis. Recent involvement in conflicts in Iraq and Afganistan mean they are fast loosing their beloved neutral identities.
Teenage girls rejoice, 80's pop sensation Rick Astley are set to reform. Reformations of pop wonder-groups is all the rage in the UK of late and it would seem that the members of Rick Astley are ready to cash in.
The lid came off a scandal that may rock the race for the Democratic nomination to its scabby knees. In a press conference called earlier today Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton decided to come clean about the so called "dirt" she has on Senat...
Sex Sells! We see it every day on TV, Radio, toilets, under manhole covers its in- (or un-) escapable.
A new report commissioned by the EU commission on Stereotypes was published today. Along with the startling revelations on the Germans it was uncovered that most of the Dutch people surveyed where easy going, Italians where intolerant maniacs, Irish...
Trouble is a-brewing, trouble most horrid. Never in the history of the state has a President suffered with such low approval ratings. Figures released just minutes ago show that Commander and Chief's rating stands at a respectable 2%, with a 2.4%...
So all is not good in the Spears household.... or is it? No, no its not.
UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan has sensationally lost his bare-knuckle boxing crown to newcomer "Furious" George Kennedy, a traveller (Knacker) from the Republic of Ireland.
Scientists from the US Institute of genetics in Utah have today released documents on there highly controversial research into behavioral attitudes in humans. These documents detail a breakthrough by the institute claiming that they have isolated the...
Michael Jackson last night proved that his once waning popularity is right back on track. The King of Pop cleaned up at last nights Golden Globes taking 3 awards back to his holding cell, including the coveted Best Celebrity in a Courtroom drama. Jac...
On a routine investigation of Saddam's hole corporal Nathan Boon made a most unexpected discovery. Having made the search on numerous occasions you can imagine Boon's surprise when he walked in to find none other than Elvis Aaron Presley play...
Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon says he will not resign amidst bribery allegations unless it is made "worth his while".
In what some might describe as a bold move, Chelsea supremo Roman Abramovich today sent a letter of intent to every Premiership club offering to buy all of their players, including the suspect ones, with the exception of Kevin Kilbane, whom he doesn&...
Like many of us I have been left scratching my head as to why the "Academy" has continued to neglect the awe inspiring performance's churned out by America's most popular, and therefore greatest, governor. "Red Heat", "Commando", "Kinde...
Michael Jackson will sleep a little easier tonight safe in the knowledge that he has the backing of one of America's greatest courtroom hero's, OJ Simpson.
In a shrewd move today President George W. has put forward a bill to eliminate the letter Q from the alphabet. Overlord Bush was quoted as saying "For too long has the average American been under a nazi-esque regime of watchin' their P's...