Showing:

Showing stories written by Dignan

Try another search?

"Tyler Perry's" to be Added to All Black Film Titles

In a move sure to stun pretty much everybody from Hollywood power-brokers to the most casual of moviegoers, filmmaker Tyler Perry has announced his intention to have the words "Tyler Perry's" placed in front of the title of every movie with an all- o...

Read full story View '"Tyler Perry's" to be Added to All Black Film Titles'

Lousy Cachet for Yale Degree Blamed on President Bush

Recent surveys suggest that having President George W. Bush as an example of a Yale alumnus has damaged the prestige of a Yale degree almost to that of a rural community college. The results of this survey - conducted in a joint effort by graduate...

Read full story View 'Lousy Cachet for Yale Degree Blamed on President Bush'

Official: VHS / Beta War Over In Vietnam

Vietnamese economists today announced that the 20 year struggle for home video dominance is officially over. JVC, makers of the popular VHS format, have made no formal announcement, but insiders say that the industry giant has suspended all orde...

Read full story View 'Official: VHS / Beta War Over In Vietnam'

Stallone Takes On Broadway With Rocky: The Musical

It turns out 2006's Rocky Balboa was not the end the line for our favorite boxer after all. The film, like no other sequel before it, rediscovered the edgy, independent spirit of the 1976 masterpiece that captured the heart of the world. When audien...

Read full story View 'Stallone Takes On Broadway With Rocky: The Musical'

Soccer Moms Credited with Ending Terror

Funny story: Soccer Moms Credited with Ending Terror

In a move that sent shock-waves across the planet, Al-Queda, the international alliance of terrorist organizations, has announced it will no longer seek Americans as targets, be they on US soil or overseas.

Read full story View 'Soccer Moms Credited with Ending Terror'

Vagina On Coulter Doll Causing A Stink

Funny story: Vagina On Coulter Doll Causing A Stink

Deke Skeever, owner of an adult toy/erotic goods store in San Francisco called The Pansy's Saddle has had a series of complaints and possible lawsuits lobbed his way this past week because of a product he sells - an inflatable sex toy designed to...

Read full story View 'Vagina On Coulter Doll Causing A Stink'

Bill O'Reilly Revels in Never Washing Hands After Crapping

Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Revels in Never Washing Hands After Crapping

Inflammatory Fox radio and television pundit Bill O'Reilly made it clear in no uncertain terms that he seldom, if ever, washes his hands after taking a dump. The loofah-loving right winger claims that such sanitary impulses bespeak an unmanly adm...

Read full story View 'Bill O'Reilly Revels in Never Washing Hands After Crapping'

Arkansas Bigot Dies, Claimed to Have Invented Racist Phrase

Funny story: Arkansas Bigot Dies, Claimed to Have Invented Racist Phrase

Virgil Lentilbent of Reamed Creek, Ark. died in his trailer yesterday. He was 87.

Read full story View 'Arkansas Bigot Dies, Claimed to Have Invented Racist Phrase'

Zoo Apologizes to Kindergarten Classes for Putting Baby Panda in Lion's Den

Funny story: Zoo Apologizes to Kindergarten Classes for Putting Baby Panda in Lion's Den

TEXAS - Several Mendacity Springs ISD kindergarten classes were sent into extreme hysterics yesterday when a mathematical error took the life of orphaned baby panda, Snuggles Smiles-A-Lot. Zoo officials are still investigating the mishap that happene...

Read full story View 'Zoo Apologizes to Kindergarten Classes for Putting Baby Panda in Lion's Den'

Harsh Angry Wrestler Exterior Concealed Soft Core of Molten Steroids

Funny story: Harsh Angry Wrestler Exterior Concealed Soft Core of Molten Steroids

Midget Wrestler Caleb Smith was also known by his ring name El Dopa. His signature move, the Trackmark, was feared throughout the industry.

Read full story View 'Harsh Angry Wrestler Exterior Concealed Soft Core of Molten Steroids'

Considerate Smoker Has Others Raising A Stink

Funny story: Considerate Smoker Has Others Raising A Stink

A group of smokers who claim to speak for the "oppressed smokers all across America" are very angry with a man they say is be "undermining the mission to end smoking bans" in several US cities.

Read full story View 'Considerate Smoker Has Others Raising A Stink'

Iraqi Woman Cites Magic Bullet Theory In Destruction Of Property

Funny story: Iraqi Woman Cites Magic Bullet Theory In Destruction Of Property

An elderly Iraqi woman claims that two bullets hit her house Tuesday after a coalition forces raid on Sadr City.

Read full story View 'Iraqi Woman Cites Magic Bullet Theory In Destruction Of Property'

Rescue of Princess Leads to Nastiest Sex in History of Enchanted Kingdom

Funny story: Rescue of Princess Leads to Nastiest Sex in History of Enchanted Kingdom

Prince Charming found her in the tower-the lovely princess Willownella, very sleepy and very innocent. The dragon had kept men away for at least a 100 years.

Read full story View 'Rescue of Princess Leads to Nastiest Sex in History of Enchanted Kingdom'

Questions of Insincerity Could Invalidate Treaties

Funny story: Questions of Insincerity Could Invalidate Treaties

A current United States president, speaking under the conditions of anonymity, told our people today that he and senior oval office staff are looking into the possibilities that several long-standing treaties and agreements with numerous European nat...

Read full story View 'Questions of Insincerity Could Invalidate Treaties'

A Bureaucrat Dies

San Francisco - A bureaucrat died today in a wildfire while hiking the less groomed regions of northern California. Witnesses said he was trying to help his family escape the rapidly approaching blaze by retreating along a hilly path.

Read full story View 'A Bureaucrat Dies'

Baby Names Become Increasingly Surreal Outlets for Parents' Suffocated Identities

Funny story: Baby Names Become Increasingly Surreal Outlets for Parents' Suffocated Identities

Contemporary parents, tired of common, pronounceable designations like Emily or Michael, have been gravitating toward more elaborate, esoteric names for several decades. As culture has crested the 21st Century, American parents - who find their indiv...

Read full story View 'Baby Names Become Increasingly Surreal Outlets for Parents' Suffocated Identities'

Peeved Penn Pissed about Post

Uber A-list actor's actor, Sean Penn has been disturbed by recent remarks conservatives have made about liberal activists - Hollywood liberals in particular, says a close Penn pal.

Read full story View 'Peeved Penn Pissed about Post'

Black Community Buries N-Word - White Community Switches to C-Word, J-Word, PM-Word, "Democrats"

Funny story: Black Community Buries N-Word - White Community Switches to C-Word, J-Word, PM-Word, "Democrats"

While activists and leaders throughout the African-American community recently celebrated the "burial" of one of history's most ill-regarded racial epithets, the white American majority shrugged, and dusted off a shelf-full of less-prom...

Read full story View 'Black Community Buries N-Word - White Community Switches to C-Word, J-Word, PM-Word, "Democrats"'

Breaking news…

Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
49 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more