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Funny story: "Tyler Perry's" to be Added to All Black Film Titles

"Tyler Perry's" to be Added to All Black Film Titles

In a move sure to stun pretty much everybody from Hollywood power-brokers to the most casual of moviegoers, filmmaker Tyler Perry has announced his intention to have the words "Tyler Perry's" placed in front of the title of every movie with an all- o...
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Funny story: Lousy Cachet for Yale Degree Blamed on President Bush

Lousy Cachet for Yale Degree Blamed on President Bush

Recent surveys suggest that having President George W. Bush as an example of a Yale alumnus has damaged the prestige of a Yale degree almost to that of a rural community college. The results of this survey - conducted in a joint effort by graduate...
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Funny story: Official: VHS / Beta War Over In Vietnam

Official: VHS / Beta War Over In Vietnam

Vietnamese economists today announced that the 20 year struggle for home video dominance is officially over. JVC, makers of the popular VHS format, have made no formal announcement, but insiders say that the industry giant has suspended all orde...
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Funny story: Stallone Takes On Broadway With Rocky: The Musical

Stallone Takes On Broadway With Rocky: The Musical

It turns out 2006's Rocky Balboa was not the end the line for our favorite boxer after all. The film, like no other sequel before it, rediscovered the edgy, independent spirit of the 1976 masterpiece that captured the heart of the world. When audien...
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Funny story: Soccer Moms Credited with Ending Terror

Soccer Moms Credited with Ending Terror

In a move that sent shock-waves across the planet, Al-Queda, the international alliance of terrorist organizations, has announced it will no longer seek Americans as targets, be they on US soil or overseas.
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Funny story: Vagina On Coulter Doll Causing A Stink

Vagina On Coulter Doll Causing A Stink

Deke Skeever, owner of an adult toy/erotic goods store in San Francisco called The Pansy's Saddle has had a series of complaints and possible lawsuits lobbed his way this past week because of a product he sells - an inflatable sex toy designed to...
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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Revels in Never Washing Hands After Crapping

Bill O'Reilly Revels in Never Washing Hands After Crapping

Inflammatory Fox radio and television pundit Bill O'Reilly made it clear in no uncertain terms that he seldom, if ever, washes his hands after taking a dump. The loofah-loving right winger claims that such sanitary impulses bespeak an unmanly adm...
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Funny story: Arkansas Bigot Dies, Claimed to Have Invented Racist Phrase

Arkansas Bigot Dies, Claimed to Have Invented Racist Phrase

Virgil Lentilbent of Reamed Creek, Ark. died in his trailer yesterday. He was 87.
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Funny story: Zoo Apologizes to Kindergarten Classes for Putting Baby Panda in Lion's Den

Zoo Apologizes to Kindergarten Classes for Putting Baby Panda in Lion's Den

TEXAS - Several Mendacity Springs ISD kindergarten classes were sent into extreme hysterics yesterday when a mathematical error took the life of orphaned baby panda, Snuggles Smiles-A-Lot. Zoo officials are still investigating the mishap that happene...
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Funny story: Harsh Angry Wrestler Exterior Concealed Soft Core of Molten Steroids

Harsh Angry Wrestler Exterior Concealed Soft Core of Molten Steroids

Midget Wrestler Caleb Smith was also known by his ring name El Dopa. His signature move, the Trackmark, was feared throughout the industry.
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Funny story: Considerate Smoker Has Others Raising A Stink

Considerate Smoker Has Others Raising A Stink

A group of smokers who claim to speak for the "oppressed smokers all across America" are very angry with a man they say is be "undermining the mission to end smoking bans" in several US cities.
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Funny story: Iraqi Woman Cites Magic Bullet Theory In Destruction Of Property

Iraqi Woman Cites Magic Bullet Theory In Destruction Of Property

An elderly Iraqi woman claims that two bullets hit her house Tuesday after a coalition forces raid on Sadr City.
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Funny story: Rescue of Princess Leads to Nastiest Sex in History of Enchanted Kingdom

Rescue of Princess Leads to Nastiest Sex in History of Enchanted Kingdom

Prince Charming found her in the tower-the lovely princess Willownella, very sleepy and very innocent. The dragon had kept men away for at least a 100 years.
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Funny story: Questions of Insincerity Could Invalidate Treaties

Questions of Insincerity Could Invalidate Treaties

A current United States president, speaking under the conditions of anonymity, told our people today that he and senior oval office staff are looking into the possibilities that several long-standing treaties and agreements with numerous European nat...
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Funny story: A Bureaucrat Dies

A Bureaucrat Dies

San Francisco - A bureaucrat died today in a wildfire while hiking the less groomed regions of northern California. Witnesses said he was trying to help his family escape the rapidly approaching blaze by retreating along a hilly path.
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Funny story: Baby Names Become Increasingly Surreal Outlets for Parents' Suffocated Identities

Baby Names Become Increasingly Surreal Outlets for Parents' Suffocated Identities

Contemporary parents, tired of common, pronounceable designations like Emily or Michael, have been gravitating toward more elaborate, esoteric names for several decades. As culture has crested the 21st Century, American parents - who find their indiv...
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Funny story: Peeved Penn Pissed about Post

Peeved Penn Pissed about Post

Uber A-list actor's actor, Sean Penn has been disturbed by recent remarks conservatives have made about liberal activists - Hollywood liberals in particular, says a close Penn pal.
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Funny story: Black Community Buries N-Word - White Community Switches to C-Word, J-Word, PM-Word, "Democrats"

Black Community Buries N-Word - White Community Switches to C-Word, J-Word, PM-Word, "Democrats"

While activists and leaders throughout the African-American community recently celebrated the "burial" of one of history's most ill-regarded racial epithets, the white American majority shrugged, and dusted off a shelf-full of less-prom...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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