A White House spokesperson has confirmed that US President George Bush will be taking a break from the Presidency to attend rehab for stupidity.
Sources can now reveal that heiress Paris Hilton has won a new movie role. Hilton will play a teacher in the sequel to Bratz: The Movie. The sequel, called Bratz: School For Slutz, will be released in 2008.
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